Two eggs
 

Scrambled with Monterrey jack cheese and ham in the grease from four pieces of bacon. A piece of sourdough toast soaked with butter and a glass of OJ with a splash (or two) of Bacardi.

I'm not going to want to do anything for a couple of hours after this.

WOW: Not gonna want anything at all for a whole COUPLE OF HOURS...

THAT'S AWESOME, MAN!!

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Fixed.

He better be saying, "too male".

Nicely done!

Your post inspired me to get off my butt and heat up three pieces of left over steak from our kabobs we grilled last night. Made three eggs, yolks broken and cooked medium to go with the steak.

Yummy!!!!

Breakfast of ex champions.

Steak and eggs, always a winner. :thumb:

Pretty much.

One cup.










Enjoy!

What, no corn beef hash?

My favorite neighborhood diner makes a great ham and cheese omlette. I'm on my way.

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Yer' not Jewish...

Damn a little early for alcohol.

Only 2 eggs? You gotta eat at least 3.

That would be awesome. But no.

Actually, I am. Amongst many other things.

I have a pretty small appetite. I struggled to get all of this down.

Pfft. It's Saturday. And noon some where in the world.

No it's not.

My gallbladder would kill me but there was a time I would agree.

Well if a person needs or wants a drink this early....things cannot be very good for that person.

You damned Jew b@st@rd you could have afforded the bill when that guy overcharged us but you didn't!

Naw, you let Rausch feel all bad for wanting to punch on a very effeminate waiter when he ****ed up our tab.

The 1940's propaganda posters were right!







(Ok, I was going to post a pic here but...damn...1940's anti-Jew $3it was brutal...I think I'll pass and just point out your penis is very undersized for a man of your height...)

Chile verde omelette, with fried taters and biscuits and gravy.

Never.

You never been to a champagne brunch and had a mimosa?

For some of us 8 AM is 5 PM...

not at 9 in the morning. That is not brunch.

They start at 7 am over here.

Was not trying to seem judgmental.

Well that would explain more of the issues that California is always having. :LOL:

Yes, you were...

No I was not....












Oh boy like 2 little kids...yes no yes no ROFL

Coming from the guy that lives in Arkansas. Tell me, how many times have you hooked up with your sister?

facebook post on here? what?

Oh boy a lot of you people have incestuous issues. Go away little butthurt over losing noob of the year.

#breakfast #hungry #baconaneggs #alcohol

Oh **** yes. This
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Food of the GODS

Love me some corned beef hash as well.

That is one opinion.

It was good. Might have to do it again next weekend.

Hey, I paid my bill that night. And I wasn't over charged. :D

Sunrise Subway Melt with green peppers, jalapenos, pickles, salt/pepper and a little bit of SW chipotle. Plus, the entire month of April it is buy one get one free before 9 am. Got one for me and the boss man because I'm a great co worker.

BOOM!! bitches.

Sunday morning tailgate for a Chiefs game?

Shut up.

We both got a free meal.

You got something brown on your nose. Might wanna wipe that off.

?

I poop from my butt.

Not from my mouth.

Gosh, duh!

Hey, just because I tried to pee on Saul doesn't mean it's a racial/religious thing. I've thought about it and I'm pretty sure it was just a real life expression of an emoticon and draft day anger.

Or, deep down in my subconscious, I just wanted to pee on him because I disagree with almost all his takes.

Not sure, but either way, I did try to urinate on Saul.

Heh.

Still funny to me...










(Heh. You gave me the whole jew thing. Really, come on, after all these years of the ADG you NEVER thought the day would come where I'd flip you some $#it!?!)

Two eggs, one cup (of OJ)

What are you talking about? You've been flipping me shit for years.


Which is all good. It's what we do here.

Two eggs over easy, chicken fried steak, hash browns, 7 grain toast. Milk/coffee.

Healthy mother****ing shit later for you.

That's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, no shit. Quit being a pussy, RaiderHader! :-P

C'mon now, he had the 7 grain toast.

You ****ers need to incorporate some english muffins into your breakfast. Shit blows away toast.

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I'll only regret expanding the size of my stomach later on in life. I'm good with two eggs. ;)

I actually prefer English muffins. I just do not have any at the moment.

Two eggs sunny side up on top of a concoction I call Spanish Cabbage. Take a basic Spanish Rice recipe and substitute cabbage for the rice. Here's mine:

Medium onion, chopped
Bell pepper, chopped
1 Tb olive oil
1 lb lean ground beef
1 can chopped tomatoes, drained
2 T Worcestershire sauce, or to taste
1 T Chili powder, or to taste
Tobasco Sauce to taste
1 t thyme, or to taste
Salt and Pepper to tast
1 small head of green cabbage, chopped

Saute onion and green pepper in olive oil over medium heat until soft. Add ground beef and brown. Add remaining ingredients except cabbage and heat through. Add cabbage and saute stir through. Cover and stir occasionally until cabbage wilts and achieves desired tenderness.

I will get one dinner and 4 breakfasts out of this.

Food in the mornings is forced down. Yuck, I don't want it but it's a long way until noon.

two eggs ..scrambled.. dash of worchestershire, milk... with sauteed mushrooms, peppers, ham and olives...diced maters and cheese to finish....side of hash browns

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milk (glass in freezer before starting)