Really glad my RBs and James Jones showed up.

jesus

mjd, ridley, dez bryant...3 points between them, ridley got ****ing benched

and i started hilton(1pt) at wr #3 over nicks(5pts)...because, i bought the hype of 100 articles

and lost by 7....yea ff!

Well, it sucks that I forgot about the draft. It reflected in my game, and Gronk not starting didn't help. Good job Sofa. I'll feed the ****ing goldfish, you prick. We'll just have to see how the season shapes up.

About damn time. That goldfish is starving.

If it makes you feel any better, i could have benched all 3 rbs, my K and def and still beat you.

Finger Blastin the way to 2-0.

Need to trade Vick.


Send me dem offerz

Should have traded him before last week. :harumph:

I'm one of three teams to score 110+ points, and of course I play one of the other two.

I lost because of rock/paper/scissors. **** you Broncos.

Awesome high score of the week. :D

My team absolutely bombed this week. Ouch

Finger Blasting my way to 3-0.

Enough dicking around. I want a legit starting QB.

I sent an offer to Sorter for Vick, but he was busy being an arrogant know-it-all to dumbasses like splatbass.

Send offers to Rich Gannon Wannabes

I'd deal Schaub if you'd like. He's not elite, but he can put up some pretty decent numbers.

3-1

What do the standings look like for you guys?

**** you, Mike Wallace.

I'm just happy I get Bell in my lineup next week.

Eh, it was a fluke game for Darren Sproles. Nothing he had done previously in the season indicated that he would explode like that.

Pretty uneven divisions, I'd say. The NFC is a maelstrom of bukkake.

Oh, and I'm the points leader (Rich Gannon Wannabes) :D

AFC
Sympathy Boners 2-2
Vamanos Pest 2-2
The Forcible Rape Forcefields 2-2
Alex's 8-8ers 1-3
TEAM BOXXY RAPE 1-3
S.S. Date Rape 0-4

NFC
Rich Gannon Wannabes 3-1
The Right 15 3-1
DaKCMan AP is Awesome 3-1
Finger Blasters 3-1
Fisher Price'd Too High 3-1
F#%K ESPN 1-3

Wow. Noob move.

Totally spaced on my bye weeks. Sorry guys.

My team sure did look good on paper....

Dude....my RBs outside of Charles are KnowMo, Wilson and DeAngelo Williams. Hot ****ing garbage.

Ton of wr's for trade. Looking for a decent RB.

Well....it's been fun guys.

Julio Jones - down.
David Wilson - down.

I'm Career Day Defense in our league. Nothing like everybody scoring at will when they play me.

Who's the bundle of sticks who demanded there be a 2 QB limit on the team?

I'm ****ing dying here. I've got ZERO ****ING QBS and none of you fiends want to trade me anybody valuable that can legitimately improve the position.

You want Flacco?

I said somebody valuable.

Cam is my other quarterback and I would have to a Maryville Football party type offer for him.

I'd be fine if I could play matchup with 3 different guys.

But I can't because we have some dumb**** 2 QB limit for some reason.

I've got Dalton and Luck. Make me an offer.

I had Dalton earlier in the year and he was poop. I will need to pay out the ass to get Luck from you.

I've run through scenarios looking at the team rosters, and really, I think I'm better off trying to play matchups with Tannehill, Pryor, or whoever else and keeping the rest of my roster intact.

Russell Wilson has been coming on strong. #5 QB overall. available for trade

I think for the price I'd need to pay for a QB, I would have to sacrifice either a RB or one of my pretty good WRs. A worthy price, but I instead went with Nick Foles and Case Keenum. It's a cheaper option that may burn me if they are actually bums or they get benched for the previous starters, but you gotta roll the dice.

I dropped Alex Smith for Keenum. I should of started him last week over Luck.

Goddammit, DJ's shitty team has my number. 4 losses, two of them to him.

11-1. Highest-scoring team in the league. Clinched the #1 overall seed in the playoffs and now have to make a very difficult decision about whether to play my starters next week or give them two weeks off in preparation for the semi-finals...

Damn my intrawebz junk is big.

Oh, and previous post pretty much guarantees that my team scores 40 points, collectively, in the second round of the playoffs.

But...**** it.

Yeah, but who gave you that 1 in the loss column?

My coaches have talked to my WRs about how drive-killing drops can lose games. Also, my best offensive lineman protecting my QB's blindside has been thoroughly scolded for a false start that one time while my rookie #1 overall RT who's allowed 10 sacks is continuing to start games so his confidence doesn't wane.

We're gonna play within ourselves, we're gonna be happy about field goals, and we're gonna hope that one day we just magically "get it" and blossom into Rich Gannon. And we don't care about statistics; we're only going to hope that at the end of the playoff matchup with you we end up 1-0 for that game!

"It's all about getting in the tournament."

I'm getting beat by Floppy who doesn't even set his lineups. Damn Rivers just ****ing my world today.

Talk about ****ing yourself in the playoffs. :facepalm:

Best week in months... and it's too late! figures

I'm pumped, playoffs started I went up against manning and Moreno and they only got 24, while novak got me 9.

Deez v. OTW for all the marbles. #1 seed v. #2 seed.

Two douches enter, and one ends up on MU.

'tis the CP way.

So close. If my WRs would have caught the 2 10-yard slants that they dropped, my QB would have prevailed

Well, if that would have happened, Megatron wouldn't have dropped ****ing everything in an attempt to toy with your emotions.

My team wasn't really that shitty.

Just injured and inconsistent. It could jump up and beat anybody at any time.

Looks like I'm going to finish 8-8 just like my team name.

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Congrats OTWP. Thanks for running the league.

Thanks, Frank. Hope you enjoyed yourself.

The only bad thing about this league is none of us will trade with each other. Way too much pride on all of our parts.

Nicely done, OTWP.

I can proudly say that I built a giant killer...even if they couldn't beat anyone else.

I can proudly say that I was an idiot and ****ed myself out of the championship.

I want to play! Message me. I'm looking for a local league.

You have to PM Bob Dole to get an invite

Bob doesn't usually get back to you right away. Message him a few times if you need to, he doesn't mind. He's getting old and forgetful at times.