O.city takes Vegas
 

Well, the little brother in law is 21 this week, so we're all heading to Vegas for some debauchery. One of my wifes close cousins flies the Walmart exects all around the world, so it looks like i'm gonna ditch my original flight and private jet to Vegas for the weekend.

I got a 30 year old bottle of Macallan from a colleague for doing some dental work on his wife, so i've torn in on that today.

Basically, i'm just rubbing all of your faces in the fact that i'm going to vegas this weekend and am drinking top shelf booze on my 4 days off. Oh and we're gonna get to enjoy a Sunday night of Sir Elton John. May throw my underwear on stage.


Oh and golf at the TPC Sawgrass in Florida next weekend.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::D:D:D:D

He performed oral on his colleagues wife?

Glad to hear life is going well, bud. Enjoy it!

Rub all you want man. That sounds great! Enjoy it my man. Watch for hookers. They are EVERYWHERE and have gotten quite aggressive. Put a C-note on red for me please. I'm good for it.

/no, don't do that.

Remember to WTR

Wrap That Rascal

Wife. Unless he is a shitty human being. Which he is not.

Might be a little chilly at Sawgrass next weekend.

Got rewarded for "doing some work" on another man's wife's mouth?

Awesome.

O is go in balls deep in a hooker

I left you about $600 at Harrahs last weekend. Go claim

TPC Sawgrass was a great course on Tiger Woods '08.

30 YO Macallan? 30? If you die this weekend you will have lived like few.

BTW, that Elton show at CP is bad ass

What does that exactly mean?

All I know is that every time I go to Vegas, I end up paying a hooker. It is never my intention to pay a hooker.