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It's Your Dealer That Makes The Difference...
(https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=271508)
It's Your Dealer That Makes The Difference...
And THAT's the TRUTH!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2962844.html She's a sucker for a good deal. Crystal Frantzen, 28, was spotted performing oral sex on 58-year-old Gary Tipton in public "in exchange for a better deal" on a Cadillac she wanted to buy from him, according to a Sullivan County, Tenn. Sheriff's report obtained by the Smoking Gun. Dispatchers received complaints of indecent exposure at a gas station parking lot in Blountville around noon on March 20, WCYB reported. The act was allegedly taking place inside the very car that Tipton was trying to sell, according to the Times News. When Frantzen allegedly confessed, she never specified exactly what price she was hoping to get out of the oral agreement. Frantzen was charged with prostitution, while Tipton was charged with patronizing a prostitute and drug possession. Both have been released on bond. |
28 is a little too old to believe in the Easter Bunny...
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note to self
become car salesman |
I thought this kind of thing jizzed happened in Florida.
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But did she get a free diamond necklace with that test drive?
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"She's a runner!"
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Hmmm....if we could just work out some kind of Kia Promotion with Jen.... I think I'd buy a Kia!
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I thought Hummer went out of business
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I think I speak for all of us when I ask, "Did he finish?"
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I could see this as Big Bell Hell's Next Big Promotion in Baltimore!
(NSFW) http://youtu.be/eRl94UDOArM |
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Bring your wife in, we'll dicker.
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He's a fella she owed for that car.
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Blue ball discount.
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BJs are for closers.
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The situation was Escalading.
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She was just making a going down payment.
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Apparently the sticker price was hard to swallow.
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that girl knows how to tip
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I wonder if she got an undercoating as part of the deal.
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Officials are now looking into how she ended up with a rear spoiler.
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She musta thought the price was too stiff.
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I'm in the carpet business. Years ago a buddy of mine was working with a good looking woman customer who seemed a little buzzed. After some time he writes the order, takes a deposit, then grabs his coat and announces "I'll be back in a bit". He hops in her car and they drive away. A little later he walks back in the door and says, "Now that's a strong close. I closed that deal at full price and I got a blow job!".
Had to give him credit, that was a strong close. Got a hummer and his full commission. |
I'm Jeff Briggs...come take advantage of me
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I just recently got out of the car business after 12 years. This story is more common than you think.
A hot chick(s) walks on the lot: what is your job as a salesman? |
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Do you think this would work for dental work? Hey Ladies................
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Hi Folks, Jeff Briggs, Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep at I-35 and 119th Street. It's Spring, and I've got a lot full of Ram Tough Trucks, Work Trucks, Crew Cabs, Cummins Diesels and a whole lot more. And I've got more Jeep Wranglers than I can swing a dead rat at….so here's the deal. You come in for a test drive today….yes TODAY…and my wife will give you a handie -with her right hand- on the show room floor. Plus get free oil changes for one year. Buy a new Ram Truck, and my daughter will blow your entire family. That's right everyone from Great Grandpa down to little Opie in middle school. And I'll throw in a spray in bed liner, and my wife will give you a SECOND handie -with her left hand- at no extra charge. Folks, I want your trade. I don't care if the car has no engine. I don't care if it has no doors or a windshield, I don't care if there's a dead Mexican in the trunk. I want your trade. So come in and take advantage of me. Seriously. Take advantage of me. You can jam a ball gag down my throat, bend me across my desk and shove a stapler up my ass, and then post pictures on You Tube. I will do ANYTHING to sell you a new Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep vehicle. And this weekend, for Easter I'll be strapped to a giant Cross on the roof of my dealership. Test drive a new Chrysler 300, and you can throw rocks at me. That's right, I said it, test drive a Chrysler 300 and you can stone me on the roof of my dealership. All my prices are out the door. We'll see you on the showroom floor, come get a handie from my wife, a hummer from my daughter, just come in... that's Olathe Dodge Chrysler Jeep!
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By the way, I'm running a special on smile make overs this week
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Sounds like she took him out for a test drive.
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I'll need to confirm; which should be a problem - I should be able to catch one of the 38 ODJ commercials this afternoon non 810 |
i sold cars for 18 years, shit like that never happened to me by god
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I swear on my Grandpa that sounds JUST like a place i used to work at, the salesmen would come up with nearly identical jokes about it... the gm would get on the roof like you're saying and have all kinds of stupid commercials and promotions. So come on in for your chance to meet UFC champion Matt Hughes! and with any tests drive you can take a stab at my wife! we've got her spread eagle in the back of the parts truck! Ol Matts taking a shot as we speak, and boy i tell ya folks, they call him the champ for a reason! |
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