What are your thoughts on shower poops?
 

It's happened to everyone. You are enjoying a warm, relaxing shower and magically a turtle head starts to emerge. Do you hop out and hit the head or do you just pinch it out? Maybe a more creative method of extraction? How do you handle this stinky situation?

Pinch it, then smush down the drain with my toes.

You gotta get out, and dont set your ass on the seat cause its ****ing freezing, and do the hover poop.

Amazingly, I don't recall this ever happening to me. But, if it did, I'm sure I'd make the hop to the throne. That's where poop goes.

No way would I ever let it out in the shower. Get out, take care of business. Not pleasant but necessary. I'm surprised anyone would consider taking a shower crap. Nasty.

I tend to try to drop a deuce before jumping in the shower.

It's Chiefs Planet heh. Some sick bastards here.

Sometimes fate isn't so generous.

Then it ain't coming when I'm showering.

I don't have to worry about shit when I'm showering. Pun intended.

No cup O poodle?

Maybe your mud hole would be a little tighter if it wasn't getting tamped by those truck stop fence builders.

Drain pooper!!!

If you take warm/hot showers it can loosen up you gears so then you have to shit sometimes mid shower or cut the shower short and shit after.

So you pinch it out then do what with the poo?

Shit in the toilet only