Weed works for me almost as well as beer. Mix the two and I likely won't finish before I give up.
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I've never had sex high but I've heard it's a transcendent experience.
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I have a friend that has an awesome story about having sex while on a mushroom trip. I don't remember it well enough to re-tell it, but that shit is hilarious. BTW, he doesn't recommend it. Said he couldn't focus on what he was doing because of all the distorted sensory perception. |
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Weed helps prolong it but you're both lazy. Coke makes you do just dirty awful things to each other. X makes you not really care who you're doing it to. |
****ing on mushrooms would look like a Vaudville skit.
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Viagra is cool if you don't mind sitting on a fence pole.
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The girl wasn't tripping. He says she said it was awesome because he lasted forever and he just kept pounding away as he was getting intense visual hallucinations. |
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You ever pop a Viagra Joey?
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Count needs him a cute, socially awkward chick to impale with his chemically enhanced dong.
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Those prison pen pal chicks are nuts, if you are ever considering one, RUN! DO NOT LOOK BACK!!!
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Unless you are in prison, in that case do what you gotta do to keep her around, never thought about that side of things.
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