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Dr. Gigglepants 07-29-2015 12:27 PM

Weed works for me almost as well as beer. Mix the two and I likely won't finish before I give up.
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ThaVirus 07-29-2015 01:34 PM

I've never had sex high but I've heard it's a transcendent experience.

KC native 07-29-2015 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11626423)
I've never had sex high but I've heard it's a transcendent experience.

It's not really that different.

I have a friend that has an awesome story about having sex while on a mushroom trip. I don't remember it well enough to re-tell it, but that shit is hilarious.

BTW, he doesn't recommend it. Said he couldn't focus on what he was doing because of all the distorted sensory perception.

Katipan 07-29-2015 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11626423)
I've never had sex high but I've heard it's a transcendent experience.

It depends on the drug.

Weed helps prolong it but you're both lazy.
Coke makes you do just dirty awful things to each other.
X makes you not really care who you're doing it to.

Katipan 07-29-2015 01:41 PM

****ing on mushrooms would look like a Vaudville skit.

Katipan 07-29-2015 01:43 PM

Viagra is cool if you don't mind sitting on a fence pole.

KC native 07-29-2015 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11626433)
****ing on mushrooms would look like a Vaudville skit.

LMAO

The girl wasn't tripping. He says she said it was awesome because he lasted forever and he just kept pounding away as he was getting intense visual hallucinations.

Discuss Thrower 07-29-2015 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11626437)
Viagra is cool if you don't mind sitting on a fence pole.

ey bb u wan sum ****?

KurtCobain 07-30-2015 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ThaVirus (Post 11626083)
Please tell me you're using condoms..

Never have.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 11626084)

She literally just made a prison pen pal 2 weeks ago and is now putting all sorts of money on his books.

...

Seen that shit everyday in there.

Pasta Little Brioni 07-30-2015 10:13 PM

You ever pop a Viagra Joey?

Pasta Little Brioni 07-30-2015 10:15 PM

Count needs him a cute, socially awkward chick to impale with his chemically enhanced dong.

Discuss Thrower 07-30-2015 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11628845)
Count ... chemically enhanced dong.

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KurtCobain 07-31-2015 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 11628842)
You ever pop a Viagra Joey?

No I haven't

Predarat 07-31-2015 06:42 AM

Those prison pen pal chicks are nuts, if you are ever considering one, RUN! DO NOT LOOK BACK!!!

Predarat 07-31-2015 06:44 AM

Unless you are in prison, in that case do what you gotta do to keep her around, never thought about that side of things.


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