Mary-Kate Olsen being molested?
 

42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy, brother of France's former President Nicolas Sarkozy, gives a big kiss to his 26-year-old girlfriend Mary-Kate Olsen.

How creepy does this look? Looks like the spooky pedophile uncle taking his niece out before he molests her......YUCK! :eek:

How Rude.

That was Stephanie, not Michelle.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_...rude_large.jpg

Try "You got it, dude."

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instanc...0/27448868.jpg

Oh, and Jodie Sweetin pictures just for fun:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_8uc7w2jYFA...e-sweetin3.jpg

http://s1.hubimg.com/u/25928_f260.jpg

http://por-img.cimcontent.net/api/as...13779d135e.jpg

Good for him.

so you know the different characters eh?

...you know how i know you're gay?




:evil:

Dude I watched the hell out of that show when I was a kid.

.....me too.


shit.

My wife likes to watch it on Nick at Nite so it's still fresh in my mind.

That is creepy, mostly because she looks like she did when she was 12 years old.

quik i see no picture

Edit: I see Conan now

She's with him b/c she used to get molested back stage on the show, and he sort of looks like Bob Saget.

I don't think I've ever seen an entire episode all the way through and even I know 'How Rude' was a Stephanie thing, she was saying it before the Olsens could even talk.

It was as prominent in advertising as Urkel's 'did I do that' which I never watched either.

That is ****ed

Likely story.

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Outside Cosby, Roseanne, and Family Ties [and if you count Arrrested Development] I haven't watched many, if any of the 'family' sitcoms.

No:
Urkel-Os
Family Matters
Growing Pains
Full House
Just the 10 of Us
8 Simple Rules
Hogan Family
Fresh Prince
Brady Bunch

Yes:
Seinfeld
AD
Cheers
Becker
Friends
Old Christine
My Name is Earl
The Office
Curb

She is 26, not 16.

Hopefully she gets taken out for ice cream later. That always makes it easier.

More power to him

How did the Olsen twins almost catch up with me? It seems like I was 10 or 11 when they were babies on Full House, and now they're only 3 years younger than me.

Drugs

She looks almost as freaked out as I feel when seeing it.

She looks freaked out as a mother****er.

:LOL: Barely beat me to it.

"missed it by <--> that much"

Somehow I get the feeling that relationship isn't gonna last forever. Just a hunch.

Is this Daddy walking his daughter to school?
 

Just get's creepier each time I see them together. He must have deep pedophile feelings because when she undresses and if she shaves her vajayjay, she's gotta look about 12 years old.

YUCK! :eek:

It would be much creepier if it was Dave Coulier.

Just sayin.

Actually Dave Coulier doesn't look so old-this guy looks way older than her

You must have deep pedophile feelings because she ****ing 26. He's like 14 years older than her and he's famous and rich. Is that that hard to understand?

Yes.

If I was famous and rich I'd be rolling with better than that. I find her extremely unattractive.

There is a simple golden rule to tell if someones a secret pedophile or not.

Its rather simple and works at most ages not the youngest(under 22) but most.

You cut your age in half then add 7 yrs.

For example in this case half of 42...21... add 7 then its morally ok... to date someone thats 28!
In this case shes 26 so he is a secret pedophile.

If your 60 then 38.
30 then 22
And so on.
The rule can only go in effect if the persons 22..then 18 is ok and Legal!


And in this famous case...

Doug Hutchison, 51, married Courtney Alexis Stodden, 16.
For pedophile Douggie the youngest age that should be ok is 32/33.

Hey the system works hate it or love it in most cases it works at a maturity right level as well as morally.



But wtf do I know my wifes 2 yrs older than me.

Oh and Mary-Kate looks scared to death for real in this pic.
I think its obvious

1.) You're

2.) This is a scientifically valid method.

My friends and I have always laughed no matter how ridiculous it is..it seems to be valid.
;)

Hey! Cut...it...out!

JFC I know how old she is! I don't care how old she IS, she looks 12 and he looks 50.

I BTW am the original Cougar Hunter: 17 w 23, 17 w 28, 18 w 32, 18 w 44, 19 w 26, 19 w 24, 21 w 40, and so on.

I don't do young stuff...at least not yet

This thread isn't what I thought it would be at all...

...I mean, oh that poor girl.

LMAO Some of you guys need to turn in your man cards.

The only exception should be Uncle Jesse, (no mullet)...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...9hhlw7bto0.jpg

:drool:

I don't blame the older guys for wanting the tight stuff. It's funny to see though; and sometimes creepy.

Your definition of cougar is apparently different from everyone else's.

23, 28, 32, 26 and 24 are not cougars.