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Demonpenz 02-19-2005 03:09 AM

i have walked into situations like this but it was at peoples houses/apt. In those cases i just was like it's their computers let them wack away, but if it is the companys time, it is not time for wackatime

Fire Me Boy! 02-19-2005 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Demonpenz
i have walked into situations like this but it was at peoples houses/apt. In those cases i just was like it's their computers let them wack away, but if it is the companys time, it is not time for wackatime

Well, I have no doubt that he was NOT on the clock, so it wasn't really "work time." I don't even really care that he was doing it at work after hours... my problem is that he was doing it at MY F-ING DESK!

stumppy 02-19-2005 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
my problem is that he was doing it at MY F-ING DESK!

Was it your F-ING desk or your JERKING desk ?
:hmmm:

I'm begging to think Zach is right. Maybe you are the bad guy here.

Fairplay 02-19-2005 07:23 AM

Maybe he wanted you to join him in a circle jerk.

Over-Head 02-19-2005 07:55 AM

That is just so wrong :shake:

gblowfish 02-19-2005 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
HEY! Take is somewhere else... we have a bigger problem here. There's splooge on my desk! CAN'T YOU SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE?

At least the guy could bottle it for you so you could recycle it at the sperm bank. They pay big bucks for that stuff. He's let hundreds of dollars slip right thru his fingers! (one of the oldest jokes ever, btw)...

Fairplay 02-19-2005 08:16 AM

This reminds me of a similar event that happened at my work.

A maintenance worker found some paper towels, a chair and a playboy tucked away in a room where boxs of files are stored. He told a couple of people to keep an eye to see if anyone goes in the room. Soon word got out about the jerk off bandit. And people began speculateing who it could be.

The thing about this room is it can only be accessed through another room and that is only opened by a coded lock. Only the supervisors knew the number to get in there, and maintenance. Anyway a couple workers noted a night supervisor going in that room, returning about 20 minutes later.

He later was fired. His life was a mess and he was loseing it so to speak at work.
Very erractic behavior. The guy was turning into a basket case. He was never caught in the act. But the whole thing caused lots of laughs for a few weeks.

mikey23545 02-19-2005 08:48 AM

I think you have to give a lot of credit to a worker who stays late, off the clock, to finish up a job.

Bwana 02-19-2005 09:32 AM

Damn, that's just wrong. I have never had that happen to me, but I had a girl I was dating catch my roommate pumping the pooch. I was gone elk hunting and told my girfriend to go over to the house and check up on my dogs. She walked in the house and old "Scooter" was laying there on the couch naked making moaning noises, watching porn and working the ole strokestick.

She chimes in with "what are you doing?" I guess the poor bastard grabbed a blanket and covered himself up and changed the channel in about 2 seconds. You should have heard that cell message from my girlfriend when I got in cell range after leaving the mountains. ROFL

KCWolfman 02-19-2005 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC
Suonds rude of you not to let him finish. You should feel like an asshole. Sen the guy a card of apology or something.

LOL

Fire Me Boy! 02-19-2005 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy
Was it your F-ING desk or your JERKING desk ?
:hmmm:

I'm begging to think Zach is right. Maybe you are the bad guy here.

That's just wrong... OK, to clear anything up: it wasn't my F-ing desk, nor was it my jerking desk. Just a desk, for neither f-ing nor jerking.

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crossbow 02-19-2005 01:20 PM

No proxy server? Livin' dangerously if not. Hey if your employer is concerned about such things then its YOUR job that is at risk because you can't prove who is accessing these sites and there is a trail of them on your computer.

I sure as hell wouldn't take a bullet for some guy I happen to work with. But you may work at a small business and not have to worry about it. It is realy up to you to decide what kind of problems you may face from this.

RedNFeisty 02-19-2005 01:22 PM

Damn, glad that I have never been caught!!

Talisman 02-19-2005 01:27 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I gave at the office."

stumppy 02-19-2005 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!
That's just wrong... OK, to clear anything up: it wasn't my F-ing desk, nor was it my jerking desk. Just a desk, for neither f-ing nor jerking.

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:shake:
How do you expect a guy to do his job if you don't even provide him a proper desk to work at.

Man, it'd suck having to work with someone like you.


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