I can't eat pancakes any more. Too much sugar.

Waffle House in the south are much better than the north.

Old People are probalby eating their dinner as we speak.

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HOW'S THE WEIGHT LOSS GOING

WOULD YOU EAT POISON IF IT WAS FREE?

I'm not eating there.

YOU BETTER NOT BE EATING ANYWHERE

For a place that centers around breakfast food, IHOP has never once served me an egg that wasn't undercooked to the point of being disgusting. **** that place. I wouldn't go there if they paid me to eat their food.

Waffle House may be be grossly unclean, but their food is monumentally better.

You all do understand that I'm not promoting becoming a regular there, right? It's a charitable event, and I thought there might be some people who might be interested. If you think it's disgusting, then just don't go.

I swear, this is the most negative place.

Ultimate Stoner Meal:

Pancakes/Syrup
Bacon
Sausage
Eggs
Toast/Butter
Grits
Hash Browns
Coffee
Orange Juice

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Wait until

1. Draft Day
2. We lose on opening day

French Toast is missing. Biscuits and Squirrel and/or Red Eye Gravy is missing. There ain't no peanut butter there in your list. Not even a Payday candy bar. I'm beginning to think you ain't ever even been stoned. Some people probably been stoned more times listening to Romeo's Tune than that on here.

I already have eggs & toast & pancakes why would I want French Toast?

Gravy would be OK.

But I like to dip my toast in my egg yolks.

Would have no room for desert after this.

Nap.