Eye-Oh-Wayne-E-an AMA
 

Today is a milestone day of sorts for me and I'm a little reflective. I've got some unexpected downtime so today is your lucky day.

Answers will reflect the questions...serious will be taken seriously, great questions will receive a thoughtful answer, and anything else will be handled accordingly.

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Did you ever think you'd be posting on this site 17 years after its creation?

what's your current opinion on me? Considering our rough start - out of the gate in 2015?

Unless you're sitting on it......

A hotdog contains all of the options and essential ingredients to be a sandwich. Meat-bread-condiments....you can add cheese, chili, relish, kraut. If you're poor, you can split the hotdogs, fry them and serve on toast, or my preferred method, toast with some scrambled eggs on top of that.

In short, if you're a real American, you can bet your ass that a hotdog is a sandwich.

If you could grab a mulligan on any specific moment in your life what would it be?

Also - are you excited for Spencer Ware's return? I seem to think he's forgotten around here.

Why is today a milestone for you, if you don't mind me askin?

if you could have one of the following return as a poster - which would you choose?

Endelt
Gaz
Mr. Blonde?

I always get you mixed up with Hog Farmer. Are you related to Hog Farmer?
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17 years ago, I thought internet people were nerds and used to make fun of people in my life who did the chat rooms and online sites to converse. I remember one friend who was always going to meet people she called friends, and I laughed at her and made a lot of gang bang jokes.

What's strange is I still feel weird about it, and never tell people in my real life that I participate here and find it somewhat embarrassing. I'd catch far more grief at deer camp if they found out about my participation here than if they learned of my internet history.

That said, I have met some people from here over the year and do consider them friends. The very first person I met from this site about 16 years ago will be where I am in an hour, because we have developed a professional mutually beneficial relationship that began with fart jokes here.

The past several years I've thought I was closer to not posting anymore, but there are some people here that as odd as it is to say I consider friends, and have shared some shit with a couple that I don't talk about to people in my "real" life. Some of you are good sonnabitches.

If Angelina Jolie said she would have sexual relations with you if you let her insert fingers into your ass, would you let her? What would be the cap for fingers at once?

I don't recall a "rough start" with you unless it was under a different username, but it could be like the school yard bully that people hate and he doesn't remember being a dick to them.

I think you're a very sincere guy, I'm guessing a good human being/neighbor but you're one odd duck. You seem nice.


As to Spencer Ware....I'm pretty excited about his return to the lineup this year. He offers power running that the Chiefs have missed, and his ability to take carries to keep Hunt fresh will be huge in the 4th quarter. Both of these guys with fresh legs and the ability to catch the ball are exciting. I also think he'll offer an upgrade in pass protection.


Of the 3 posters you listed, I'd be happy to see any of them return for different reasons. Gaz was a gentleman who had a quirky sense of humor and some football knowledge, Endelt was funny and you never knew what he was going to do...its' unfortunate he lost the planet in the divorce. Mr Blonde was very interesting, but most of his legend is probably due to the way he left. Give me a coin toss on Endelt and Gaz but I'm probably secretly hoping it's endelt because of the humor.

Not a big deal, just one of those Milestone birthdays that has me reflective. I'm closer to death than birth for sure.

I'm not related to him, I don't know him, but I think he's a top shelf sonnabitch.