"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident."
- Sign on backseat of Taxi

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
- Terry Venables

Crazy is a relative term in my family!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

"Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make."

All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

yeah, don't let that n()()b tell you what to do or where to go. Hell, you should tell HIM where to go!!!!!!


Ban them all I say! Ban them on the stake!

The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.