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Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
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Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
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Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?
Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone. There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives. Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move. Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door. Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live. Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits. Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry. Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow. Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret. Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax! http://www.cyclones.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=1352045 |
That man is no Chuck Norris.
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haha, awesome :thumb:
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Melvin R. Weatherwax is a GOD at Iowa State!
http://www.isualum.org/en/awards/dis...atherwax_2013/ |
Bill had to laugh.
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Probably rustshak or his dad.
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Those are funny. ROFL
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Fred Hoiberg is in awe of Melvin R. Weatherwax! He thanks him. Yes, thank you, Melvin R. Weatherwax!
http://hoibergbasketballcamps.com/ |
Melvin R. Weatherwax....
The Sequel. Bill Self: Be Afraid. Be very very afraid.... |
It's this kind of stuff that makes college sports so fun. I can remember dozens of funny stories from each school we've played over all these years.
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that Weatherwax couple looks like they have some wild sex
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If he's a name taker, he should have taken one better than "Melvin Weatherwax".
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I hope that right before the game, Bill walks into the stands and hands Mel a Jayhawk jersey embroidered with "WEATHERWAX" and a 1 on it. That ought to have an interesting effect on the crowd.
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How bout if Fred Hoiberg goes up in the stands, and gives Mel an ISU #1 Jersey with "REAL MAYOR" on the back? Now THAT would fire them up in Hilton.
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Does he also wear a badge.
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Okay I don't get it, he seems like a nitwit fan who's wasted a lot of time and a lot of money on an athletic department for no real apparent reason.
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Melvin Freaking R. Weatherwax...
http://i43.tinypic.com/14wu4p2.jpg |
You seem obsessed blowfish
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That dude is a walking embarrassment to the Iowa State fanbase, but not as much as the Iowa idiots who posted racist death threats to Elijah Johnson after he punked their second-rate bush league program.
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People should stop making fun of his name. He was adopted. His birth name was Melvin R. Kaczynski.
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Weatherwax says BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Perhaps we'll meet again in the tournament, Burrito Bill. And I will be there. Stalking you. Watching you. Just waiting for my opportunity to strike. Because in Iowa, I AM A GOLDEN GOD. -Melvin R. Weatherwax- http://i39.tinypic.com/fa7cko.jpg |
ROFL Well played Gblowfish...
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