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Donger 03-06-2014 02:52 PM

Scientists Build Orgasm Machine For Women
 
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) – Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.

A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an orgasm. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.

During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patient’s spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patient’s buttocks.

Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.

“I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically,” he said to Newscientist. “I asked her what was up and she said, ‘You’re going to have to teach my husband to do that’.”

Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.

However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.

Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.

loochy 03-06-2014 02:54 PM

They cloned George Clooney?

listopencil 03-06-2014 02:59 PM

Will this be covered by Obamacare?

Rausch 03-06-2014 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10470426)
Will this be covered by Obamacare?

Only if his wife finds out about it...

seclark 03-06-2014 03:02 PM

maybe I can have the remote to the tv back.
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CaliforniaChief 03-06-2014 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 10470434)
maybe I can have the remote to the tv back.
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LMAO

Katipan 03-06-2014 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10470408)
They cloned George Clooney?

No woman really thinks he's any good in bed. Just pretty to look at.

Donger 03-06-2014 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470441)
No woman really thinks he's any good in bed. Just pretty to look at.

My wife has volunteered to answer that question definitively, if needed.

And Brad Pitt.

And Mark Webber.

Donger 03-06-2014 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 10470434)
maybe I can have the remote to the tv back.
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LMAO

BlackHelicopters 03-06-2014 03:07 PM

I can't believe this is possible. A real breakthrough.

Katipan 03-06-2014 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10470452)
My wife has volunteered to answer that question definitively, if needed.

And Brad Pitt.

And Mark Webber.

Oh I'd throw down with your wife for Mark Webber. I feel like Brad has to know his way around a bedroom or his freak of a wife would have left years ago. George would be the guy that doesn't have to try anymore, so doesn't. He'd just lay there and look pretty.

Rausch 03-06-2014 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10470452)
My wife has volunteered to answer that question definitively, if needed.

And Brad Pitt.

And Mark Webber.

You take that #@it back about Tyler Durden, RIGHT ****ING NOW!:#

Jimmya 03-06-2014 03:12 PM

Finally!

CrazyPhuD 03-06-2014 03:13 PM

Now to be fair they need to make the remote so it only activates when the woman is giving a bj.

Donger 03-06-2014 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10470462)
Oh I'd throw down with your wife for Mark Webber. I feel like Brad has to know his way around a bedroom or his freak of a wife would have left years ago. George would be the guy that doesn't have to try anymore, so doesn't. He'd just lay there and look pretty.

I'm just happy to be in the mix, honestly.


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