Next on ESPN:

TO takes a shit.


Brother, this guy cant blink his eyes without 3 reporters in his face.

HGH...

probaby lost his ego have to pup some human blood in him...

Good idea!

I just got back. didn't get any interviews, but I was able to sneak into the X-ray lab outside his room and confiscated this:

What a nice thread, guy is hospitalized and it's a bunch of posts making fun of the guy and wanting him to drink antifreeze..........pure class here on the planet.

i hope you stub your toe...

It's all in the delivery... had the tread starter included some sarcastic remark about antifreeze, the first 10 posts would have talked about how serious the situation was.

It was due to an allergic reaction to his pain killers.

the local news is "updating" the story every ten minutes with the exact same sentence.

I love the "we got to (name) who's live on the scene"...

One reporter is outside the hospital, where nobody else is around.

The next guy is outside TO's (empty and dark) house.

The next guy is at the Dallas Stadium (sprinklers on ,crickets)

I think "the scene" should be a place where something's actually happening. Otherwise they're wasting gas driving out there.

Fox news reporting "attempted suicide."

It was reported on the radio station in Columbus Ohio that TO had attempted suicide and that was why he was in the hospital.

It was reported on ESPN news that they attempted to pump TO's stomach, if you had an allergic reaction to pain medication, would that be a course of action? I am not sure. but discuss.....

My question would be "What the frack is he doing on painkillers this long after his surgery?"

I'm a 60 year old man who just underwent hernia surgery (fairly major repair - the scar is about 6" long). I poped a couple of pills the day I got home (same day) and a couple the next day. The rest of the bottle is sitting on the kitchen table unused. My belief is don't take that crap if you don't really need it. I'm not Superman - just think painkillers are way overused.

The Dallas police say it was a suicide attempt.

http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dw....1fd220c5.html

Munchausen's. The man cannot deal with not getting attention. He sees how much attention Trent is getting and then Chris Simms... he feels like he's missing out, so he tries to OD to get attention. This cat needs some serious therapy.

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What a douche

Who knows.

I know That I've had reactions to pain meds, and basically can't take them. I'm not a doctor, so I can't very well guess what he was on, what the reaction could be or the treatment. I know alot of reactions are dealt with, with an epi injection.

If its a suicide attempt, there isn't anything funny about it. He's obviously got some serious issues to deal with.