A woman is naked in front of you laying on the bed.
 

Where do you start?

Eyes?
Conversation?
Kissing?
Sucking toes/fingers?
Tits?
Running your tongue up her belly?

No poll, just not a vag poll.

I bet Castle Doctrine wins the poll.

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Conversation.

As in "Hi. Uh. Who are you and why are you laying naked on my bed?"

If she doesn't get up screaming and trying to cover herself because she's in the wrong apartment, then we see where things go.

I'd take a selfie.

Video for CP ! That's where I'd start just for proof .

That sounds really sexy! Where is the other girl in the selfie?

Make sure she doesn't have a hairpie or herpes first.

Well, I would kick her out. :D ;):harumph:

That depends. Is she my wife?

Maybe you're in the wrong apartment.

I'd tell your mom to get up and leave..

Has it been two years?

Waiting to see what xztop123 would do

I'd ask Chiefsplanet what to do.