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Demonpenz 08-19-2014 09:55 AM

B without the B
 
Sometimes I like to do what I call "B without the B" that means Boating without the boat. I load up the jeep, cooler, cold cuts, drinks, towels and sun screen and a lawn chair. Then I drive around like I am in a boat for an hour or two cruising around, then I cruise back to my apartment complex and simulate getting out of the boat (Jeep) and I get in the water and talk and do that stance guys do drinking cold ones in the water. Then when the people around me start to annoy me a fake a text message that one of the kids is sick and I tell the boys I have to leave. I pack up the cooler and I drive around to simulate that the boating trip is over and I spend the rest of the day cleaning up the boat (Jeep) and unpacking. Then I debate and post on the internet how boating is a-lot of work and I talk about selling the boat (Jeep) and vow next weekend to relax. "B without the B" is perfect because you don't have to have a B and you don't have to have lots of money. Plus with the Hy-Vee savors card you can save money on gas.

Simply Red 08-19-2014 09:56 AM

Dog will hunt.

Prison Bitch 08-19-2014 09:58 AM

Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

KCUnited 08-19-2014 09:59 AM

Next time set up shop at Party Cove (Noland Road)?

L.A. Chieffan 08-19-2014 10:00 AM

penz reminds me of charlie from IASIP

KC native 08-19-2014 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by L.A. Chieffan (Post 10831737)
penz reminds me of charlie from IASIP

He's more Mac than Charlie.

Simply Red 08-19-2014 10:01 AM

When I was married and we bought that stupid RV - I played B w/o the B in Panama City - Mostly observing the locals and making mental notes.

Once I saw (and this is no joke)

Once I saw a couple in PCB, Florida at a gas station, maybe an Exxon or something somewhat obscure.

So yeah, this couple both had open beers w/ Baby in back.

I swear to God the man was smoking while pumping gas and had a beer on the ground 'resting' - then the woman in the car (mother/wife) had a lit cigarette and a beer as well. w/ baby in car.

Perfectly normal.

But yeah I played my version of b w/o b at PCB Florida - it was like the town was the water area and the RV was my dock/lake cabin.

So much fun. provided I could call this "B w/o the B"

KC native 08-19-2014 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10831725)
Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

kill yourself. Penz is a great poster.

tooge 08-19-2014 10:03 AM

Sometimes when I'm all alone at home, I do P without the P

Demonpenz 08-19-2014 10:07 AM

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Radar Chief 08-19-2014 10:08 AM

Personally, if I'm gonna load up my Jeep with gear and a food/brew stuffed cooler I'ma use the Jeep for what God intended them for. Getting dirty.

Simply Red 08-19-2014 10:08 AM

is Osco still around?

Demonpenz 08-19-2014 10:11 AM

My would kill me.if.i got the compass dirty.

stumppy 08-19-2014 10:13 AM

Sooooo, you're out drinking and driving. Nice.

Chiefnj2 08-19-2014 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 10831725)
Stupid, lame, boring, annoying spam. Great thread

Maybe you should picket his funeral.


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