Worst Names in Sports History
 

They didn't list Jim Bob Cooter, but they did get a couple of my favorites, Pete LaCock and Harry Colon.

They missed Pete Johnson (another double phallic), but got Dick Trickle.

And where's Chinese trampoline star Dong Dong???

Terdell Sands (sound like he was named after a cat box)?

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Charity Beaver...LMAO

Yoshie Takeshita :D

Ivana Mandic...LMAO

Matt Cassel

Dick Trickle

Dick Butkus.. terrible name but dudes game made you respect him

Scott Pioli

anyone who plays, coaches, or manages for the Kansas Sh*tty Q ueefs

He rocked. IIRC, he made sure there was an ashtray in all his race cars and took smoke breaks during pit stops.

Jeebus, do some of you weird ****s fall asleep at night muttering "Pioli...Cassel...Pioli...Cassel..." and wake up creaming "Crennell!!!"

Can you appreciate anything without dragging Pioli or Cassel or whatever into it?

Whoever named Terdell just didn't think that one through.

RAC

Lynn Swan
I hate the name Lynn. Unfortunately for me I

I remember a girl named 'Fonda Dicks' who played for Iowa years ago.

"dick pole hangs a curve and johnny dickshot lifts a high fly ball to the outfield where rusty kuntz is camping under it for the 3rd out to end the inning."
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Craphonso Thorpe. Forgot all about him.

I remember a guy in college named bundle of sticksg. I think he was a WR for a Florida team maybe?

De'Cody pillowbiterg Two Gs in his name. :agg

Former Chiefs QB coach Dick Curl.

Former Chiefs FB Mike Cox

Detroit Tigers Doug Fister.

MLB Pitching Coach Dick Such.

NHL player Bruce Shoebottom.

Bobby McStrikeout

Albert Pujols

He Hate Me

Rudy Gay.

David Glass.

Thunder Collins

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When I was looking at colleges in high school there was an athlete at Baker University named Bervin bundle of sticks.

I can't believe Harry Dick isn't on the list. He even played hockey in KC in the 1940s.

God Shammgod

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Majestic Mapp. Look it up.

How about the guy coming out in 2013, Barkevious Mingo... takes a strong person to get this far when your parents are on crack.

Brad Smelley, consistently bullied

The school bully Buster Skrine

Moise Fokou

Byron Stingily

Mike Cox isn't really bad

SEMO's basketball coach this year is named Dickey Nutt.

Just as bad as Mike Hunt.

There is a PGA tour golfer named Dicky Pride.

And, for a time at USC, there was sometimes a backfield combination of Bush, Booty and Hancock.

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ROFL

No "Dick Curl". Pity:D

Had a friend in college named Richard Hair. He obviously didn't go by the traditional nickname for Richard.

Dick Curl

Not real.....but this shit is funny.

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Rusty Kuntz

Dick Hauser (Jock Strap)...great coach, great man, unfortunate name...

Juwanna Man

Long Duk Dong