If you're an adult then you can choose ketchup as your beverage if you ****ing feel like it. I prefer hot sauce. On my fries, not as beverage.

If they make you thirsty take a drink instead of covering up the potato with catsup.

Quite the thread we got going here.

I ate ketchup and mayonnaise sandwiches when I was younger. Those were the days when cholesterol was my bitch. Great times.

Sounds terrible.

You're grumpy huh

If you feel shame about the amount of ketchup that you use then that was your first clue that you are probably using toooooo much.

Nah, dude I'm good. ROFL

There is no shame in asking for more, they are paid to be your bitch.

Actually, being browbeaten into limiting your catsup intake is just what the corporate pigs upstairs want - when I worked at McDonald's in high school we were told to only give 3 packets at a time. I take (a limited amount of) pride in asking over and over again for more catsup until they get tired of the little game and give me a handful.

Now that's a "happy meal!"

I really love to use the "Zesty Sauce" that BK gives you for onion rings on my fries. The only problem with that is I hate to order fries at Burger King because their fries really suck.

If not that, lots of ketchup (anything but Heinz because of the ****s that own the company).

Crispy potato + horrible for you oil + salt + ketchup = taste nirvana

If I want to just taste the potato, I'd have a baked potato or something.

REAL Mayo. I do too. And pepper first then dip in Mayo. yum.

Honestly, I'm a ketchup fiend, and this seems excessive. 16 packets is equal to approximately 16 tablespoons = 1 CUP of ketchup.

Used to be Heiz all the way. But now it's Hunt's. Heinz is all aboit sweet. Hunt's has a less sweet, more complex flavor (for ketchup).