Go hard in the paint bud.

If your gonna do it get something better than the pic you posted. That shit I wouldnt go after for free.

That's Latina not Little Tina.

Use your Discover Card you earn Double Miles

Watch your cornhole and kidneys...

Yea, you can get the shit you posted in a bar on most nights. If you have to pay, make sure she is an above average ho.

And doesn't come back...

only if she costs half price.

Only if she is half price and you brown bag your own face.

nope. only if you are blind.
now that i'm thinking about it, i bet her ohhhhhh face would be too high pitched.

so now i'm thinking the only way i'd do (it) is if i was helen keller-ing it.

Ok so we have got it down to half-price, bag on your own head and noise cancelling head phones with something like Celine Dion playing.

Who is in?

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if you are in KC and can wear a polo shirt and jeans that don't have greese on, if you are willing to have sex with >5 I probably can help.

Ask her for a #1 Pick :thumb: