I should be a very memorable date.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/herpes/

ROFL

Holy crap I just saw that porn star Taryn Thomas is avaible in my area this week! If anyone has seen her movies, you know she knows how to **** and such a mean dick. Probably a little pricey though.

Hopefully she'll mind herpes and Q's after the transaction. Loose lips sink ships.

I'm sorta in the mood for a latina. This chick I found on backpages sounds pretty cool and sorta looks like Vanessa Hudgens.(and she says she's 420 friendly!

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...photo__38_.jpg

http://images3.backpage.com/imager/u...photo__36_.jpg

Got 14 sows in heat today. They come cheap.

That's a big ass.

I'm really surprised this thread hasn't degenerated into a craigslist/backpage recommendation list with pics of the skankiest chicks available for under $100...

It's your money...but it looks like two different chicks to me...warning flag!

If you're going to pay, pay for quality. NO FAT CHICKS.

A pornstar?

Oh yeah that's prolly gonna cost thousands.

Go midget half the size twice the fun

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r...littletina.jpg

I thought you said "championship" tonight.

I can feel that. I get it. This team has been a disaster.

But, guy, I'm 36, short, fat, balding, and broke and I can still get some strange if that were my thing.

You're doing it wrong...

It will get there, no doubt about it.

Ugh. They airbrushed the living shit out of this picture and still couldn't make her look not-hideous.