So my daughter has a new boyfriend
 

He is kinda Liberal
He is kinda feminine and weighs about 110 lbs
He speaks like 4 languages
He is a year and a half older
He has been on Missions in Honduras
He works at the local Food Bank + Another job and goes to college...


Should I kill him or let him live...


P.S. He does not like AK-47's

Sounds like a responsible young man all things considered. Him being liberal should not scare you off.

You approving worries me

Who do you want dating your daughter? The 110 lb vegan dude who she could choke out with her thighs in a pinch, or the 210 pound dude who's going to gorillaf8ck her every night?

Go to the nearest kinky dildo store, and buy the biggest black dildo. The young man will have to attend counseling sessions and miss out on his dates with the daughter.

What on your list concerns you?

I am going to the sports bar to watch the Tarheels play so I expect plenty of advice to be here when I return...

Thanks

He speaks 4 languages.

He has been on a mission.

He has two jobs and goes to school.

What are you looking for? Someone related to Lamar Hunt or Donald Trump?

what is your daughter's age?

Well the kid looks me in the eyes when he talks, I kinda like that.... Most all of her little boyfriends avoid me

The age thing bothers me a little... But I bet 100 bucks to a quarter he is a virgin

16.5

God damn you're a ****in annoying douche bag.

What is your concern?

Dude when it's your Daughter, nobody is good enough...

So...you're hoping your 16.5-year-old daughter finds a non-virgin to date? :spock: