The chiefs are like watching half a porno and then realizing its your grandmother

LMAO

That's the spirit qabbaan(there should be a damn "U" after the Q.....



But lets face it, you KNEW it was your grandmother right up until the sock was starched, qOedipus.

Also....judging by today's turnover and fumbles.....These colors don't hang onto the ball when they do run.



With a little pressure in his face, Matt Cassel puckers and flinches like a 12 year old getting his 2nd hug from Uncle Sandusky.

Being a Chiefs fan is physically uncomfortable on days like today.

It's "I have a turtle head with a diarhea chaser and I'm 15 minutes from home with nowhere to stop" uncomfortable.

Same results on the field in the first quarter every week as the first 30 seconds after you get in the door at home.

"Daddy???"

Being a Chiefs fan is like taking a nice sunday drive on a sunny autumn afternoon, you flip the radio over to 101thefox just in time to hear Len Dawson say the score....you look up just in time to open your mouth as you rear end a police car....The air bag deploys, only it's full of dairy cow feces.



You awaken from your daze just in time to hear that your starting quarterback just threw another interception!

being a Chiefs fan is like going to the strip club and getting a private dance, and thinking 'man..this chick really likes me. I should ask her out".

speaking of clubs. Baby seals. Chiefs. Clubs.

I'll thank you not to include me in your twisted fantasies.

....and finding out she is a dude about half way through the post-first-date-hummer

....that you thought was awesome, even after knowing his 'status'.

Now entering this thread, the first relevant photo in a google search and the quarterback suffered by Chief fans during that year. "Chiefs+Year"

1994-Joe Montana. It was an awesome year to be a Chiefs fan. Monday night shootout....lots to love about being a Chiefs fan. 35 year patch....Go Chiefs

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...mTyrt0HJLTfFiO

1995-Steve Bono The 49erfication of the Chiefs continues with a career backup QB..but what a bootleg runner! 1 year since a playoff win.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...2T9p17bzEuEoyA