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crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008780)
Is Frankie's mom really a... oh, never mind.

I'm not saying she's a whore,
but even Arby's wouldn't serve her roast beef

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008782)
I'm going to go get the papers... get the papers.
but I don't have to poop...

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008207)
P
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008209)
O
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008212)
S
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008215)
T
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008218)
WH

This is where you lost me...

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008220)
RING
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008222)
AT
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008224)
IT'S
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008227)
FINEST

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8008236)
Pussies

HTC-Inspire-4G


**** you raider fan.

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:43 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008783)
I'm not saying she's a whore,
but even Arby's wouldn't serve her roast beef
If you throw a roat beef sammich, will it break apart in mid-air?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008238)
LMAO

No nudes, but I'm offering this to all that post whore the shit out of this thread...

1) The uncropped version of the pic that I posted in the "Faces & Names" thread.

2) I will make and upload a video of me laughing my ass off at the Mecca team.

3) $20 cash will be donated to CP in the name of GAZ!

If this thread has more posts than the Mecca team, everyone has my word that I will deliver!



YES PLEASE!!!!!!

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:45 AM
Look ma, I can type w/ 1 hand!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008787)
If you throw a roat beef sammich, will it break apart in mid-air?
what is a "roat beef" sammich?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008789)
Look ma, I can type w/ 1 hand!
what (or who) are you doing with the other????

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:46 AM
Took you long enough. LMAO Now that you're really motivated... get back to it.

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8008249)
Wtf is going on here?
Posted via Mobile Device

stfu and let us exploit your wife for just one goddamned raiderless second....

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008790)
what is a "roat beef" sammich?
Dude. I'm tired. Give me a break.

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 03:47 AM
I'm ****in down for some donations

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008793)
stfu and let us exploit your wife for just one goddamned raiderless second....
ROFL

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:48 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008792)
Took you long enough. LMAO Now that you're really motivated... get back to it.


hehe, that's what my first wife said on our honeymoon after the I recharged the battery on the Ryobi.....

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 03:49 AM
where the **** is uranus

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008794)
Dude. I'm tired. Give me a break.
as soon as I can break me off a piece of your klondike bar

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008791)
what (or who) are you doing with the other????
I only have one arm. Thanks for making me feel ashamed of my body.

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008253)
I liked their thread a whole lot more until post 112.
favoritism?

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008799)
as soon as I can break me off a piece of your klondike bar
It's Kit-Kat, ya douche!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8008258)
If ppl post in here and your team wins, I will post a nude pic...
Posted via Mobile Device

quoted!

wait of you or her?

Nevermind,
QUOTED!!!!!!

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8008798)
where the **** is uranus
Here. Where the **** is URanus?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 8008272)
Nope...
Posted via Mobile Device

this is what I did after I read this post

:crybaby:

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 03:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008804)
Here. Where the **** is URanus?
you wanna play some Halo?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008804)
Here. Where the **** is URanus?

somewhere between a Thai hooker and your sister.

oh wait, that's MYanus....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008802)
It's Kit-Kat, ya douche!

THAT'S NOT A "NO"...

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8008806)
you wanna play some Halo?
Do I ****ing look like a Hootie to you?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008274)
I may be the host of the thing, but I'm also one hell of a post whore. I have a decent track record and plenty of time. Please see the 10pm thread, the beryllium thread, and the Survivor Planet thread. I'm good. So is buck. But we come together at a hefty price.

Where the **** is Buck, BTW????

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008809)
Do I ****ing look like a Hootie to you?
No, you look like you got TWO hooties, to me...

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008811)
No, you look like you got TWO hooties, to me...
HONK! HONK!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008313)
Just got a very interesting PM from Gonzo. Guys, I think we need this thread to win
What PM?

I think I want the PM you got from Gonzo too...

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 03:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008809)
Do I ****ing look like a Hootie to you?
you look like a eitooh moar to meh

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008333)
Sorry lumpy, but I have to ask. Which one is your favorite, pink or red?
PINK pink PINK pink, please for the love of Gawd let it be pink! Red's not my flavor of the month, if you know what I mean....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8008812)
HONK! HONK!

what are you, a goose?

Lumpy 10-20-2011 03:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 8008814)
you look like a eitooh moar to meh
Is that French for reerun?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008335)
I was thinking about this for a while, but there's no point in going crazy with this from the getgo. Just collect your supporters, and get ready for friday night and Saturday morning.
What the **** does that mean? **** you!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008817)
Is that French for reerun?
I think (and sorry, my french is rusty) it means "show me your tits"
It's lexicon and all, so you can't be really mad....

Lumpy 10-20-2011 04:01 AM
By gawd, Coffey, if you say, "No, but I would like to french your reerun", I will smack the shit out of you!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:02 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008343)
Pink.

(Ok, now this is getting uber serious! LMAO)
Yeah, baby...
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbn...2923aa32d35e95

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008820)
By gawd, Coffey, if you say, "No, but I would like to french your reerun", I will smack the shit out of you!
Well, is your reerun somewhat hawt? I'm no omaha....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:04 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008344)
PR just sent me a PM with his shirt off, I think I'm gonna stay out of his thread
that means you want PR to win? bundle of sticks! NTTAWWT..... well maybe there is..

Lumpy 10-20-2011 04:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008822)
Well, is your reerun somewhat hawt? I'm no omaha....
I don't know. I try not to stare at my reerun.

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008350)
What I really want is homemade porn from the heart of Omaha.

sorry, but a fat dude sitting on a corn stalk does not interest me. I'll bow out on this one, if that's what it takes to win....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008824)
I don't know. I try not to stare at my reerun.
Then I can't answer your question!!!!!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008388)
Team Mecca is going full reerun in their thread. Very hilarious! ROFL
only fitting, they started out full reerun...

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8008406)
Yet they are winning
are they still?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:09 AM
or are they going to?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008413)
This is a very fair point.
quit taking sides, impartial-less judge...

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 8008429)
pussay
quoted as something I like....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008441)
I can't stay up all night. I have work in 7 hrs.
I didn't know the corner opened up that early....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by S&BJW (Post 8008442)
Dude really????

You sound gay to me...toughen up
gotta be a mult.
if not a troll
either way
ban the ****er!!!!

Johnny Vegas 10-20-2011 04:12 AM
LMAO

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008454)
My right butt cheek is sore. Why is it always my right cheek and not my left?
sex position change????? :shrug:

Lumpy 10-20-2011 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008832)
I didn't know the corner opened up that early....
Gotta make sure the donuts are fresh for the cops!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008460)
Yeah, I'm going w/ the random Lumpy thoughts to help boost our post count. Stay tuned.
still waiting, you contribute NOTHING to this board....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008836)
Gotta make sure the donuts are fresh for the cops!
I will NEVER EVER EVER in a million years, EVER eat a donut in uniform.....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008480)
My breasts feel swollen.
just to be sure, better let me feel them....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008489)
preggo again?
It's not mine gonzo, I've been fixed....

Lumpy 10-20-2011 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8008837)
still waiting, you contribute NOTHING to this board....
:(

LMAO On that note, I need to get some shut-eye... SERIOUSLY! I'll catch up later.

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008495)
You know how many raiders fans are going to lurk in here and be confused and turned on?


why, there are no pictures of sunsets and penises.....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008841)
:(

LMAO On that note, I need to get some shut-eye... SERIOUSLY! I'll catch up later.
can I shut YOUR brown eye with my ketchup bottle?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 8008499)
I like starting them

If you lose I will be banned (again)


Quit whining bitch.... Raiderfans.org is my site
you fail at understanding....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:20 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008519)
Listen, I'll post whore in here for 20-30 minutes or so with some good stories of your choice, if you share with me the rep luv was excited about you leaving her.

This, or I go post numbers.....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008541)
She posted something about a light switch, (referring to someone's penis being that size). I responded, (can't remember what I posted). She replied w/ something along the lines of, "haven't you ever played w/ a light switch?". I gave her a rep comment stating, "I did break a dimmer switch once. That was a bad day".
I'm the LightSwitch!!!!!! I always say that I'm hung like a lightswitch! It should be lexicon by now, but it's not because the mods don't like me. In fact I move that I get a lightswitch smilie any time the word coffee is typed!!!!

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008546)
Okay, what story, my hamster dying, losing my virginity, or the real truth behind my "Awkward Situation" thread that I got a lot of negs for holding the truth back?
awkward situation, but I want to read the negs only....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008560)
I got prison stories too.
no thanks, seen enough TV on the topic to fill a lifetime....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008577)
Eh, I can't go on. I'm backing onto that one.
fyp

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008588)
How many times can I watch this damn House episode?!

fewer times than I can post whore on this thread, or at least I hope to god so....

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:28 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008596)
no cups
no girls either probably, you ****ing pillow-biting fa got

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008613)
JFC! It's 2:30! I need to leave for work in less than 6 hours!

you stayed up pretty ****ing late, I hope you at least get one in on the way to work.

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by pr_capone (Post 8008625)


I hope you loose by ONE GODDAMNED POST, and that means it all comes down to this post here!

Dartgod 10-20-2011 04:30 AM
LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL

Dartgod 10-20-2011 04:31 AM
LALALALALALALALA

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008637)
Gonzo won't get me a Beagle. He says they're reeruned.
Well, they are reeruned, but if you give him a white dragon, maybe (just maybe) he'll let you get one...

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 8008855)
LALALALALALALALA
just waking up?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008639)
Have you ever seen Snoopy dance?
yes

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008648)
I realy deserve a pay raise.
Me too

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 8008649)
Dogs usually suck in general.

only if you apply peanut butter /goatboy

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008668)
I have a beer fridge in my office. Fully stocked at all times.
can I work there?

crazycoffey 10-20-2011 04:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8008683)
I don't deal w/ clients face-to-face.
for yours and gonzo's sake I sure hope you don't deal with them face to ass....

Unless they pay extra for that, of course.


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