My breasts feel swollen.

This Diet Pepsi is flat. Blek!

This.

preggo again?

Get the hell off of me cat! Can't you see I'm on the internets?!

You know how many raiders fans are going to lurk in here and be confused and turned on?

GAH!! Hell noooooooooooooooo!!

I like starting them
If you lose I will be banned (again)
Quit whining bitch.... Raiderfans.org is my site

ROFL Yeah, I kind of think that Dartgod screwed the pooch when he created this thread.

:LOL: Damn, what timing, Joey!

Hello, R8ers! Do you like bewbies?

You and gonzo play this adorable couple in here. But allow me to pry. You guys fight alot? You ever punch him in the face? He ever pull out the shotgun and tell you to get in the bedroom?

Me and my wife fight every time we see each other.

One thing is for sure... our thread should be way more entertaining than a thread filled w/ numbers. LMAO

Those are cool numbers though.

It doesn't help you that Capone is going nuts in the other thread. I think the idea of this thread was good, but Matt Cassel would have been solid as well. An old standby for posts. Perhaps we will win a SB with Matt Cassel. I know I considered not even looking at this thread. That one I would have looked at for sure.

Listen, I'll post whore in here for 20-30 minutes or so with some good stories of your choice, if you share with me the rep luv was excited about you leaving her.

We don't play the "adorable couple" on here, (at least we don't try to do that). We just have the same sick humor and it's nice to act like fools every once in awhile.

We fight... but not often. It's more verbal than physical. He's never done the shotgun thing. Sorry you and the Mrs fight a lot. :(

Aaaw, I was just messing around with you. Everybody fights. I do love you guys. Atleast on the internet.

And actually me and the lady I sleep with have been getting along okay the last few days. She's been waaaay nice, kind concerning.

She posted something about a light switch, (referring to someone's penis being that size). I responded, (can't remember what I posted). She replied w/ something along the lines of, "haven't you ever played w/ a light switch?". I gave her a rep comment stating, "I did break a dimmer switch once. That was a bad day".

Nice.

Okay, what story, my hamster dying, losing my virginity, or the real truth behind my "Awkward Situation" thread that I got a lot of negs for holding the truth back?

No worries. We love ya too! :D

We do get crap from people on here from time to time. We could care less about that shit though. CP is our stress outlet. When we're really stressed, we use humor. If it entertains people... great! If it annoys people... they can GFT.

Keep things rollin' smoothly w/ your ol' lady! Women go through mood cycles and we can't help it.

Now I'm curious. "Awkward Situation"

Goooooo...

Whoo. That really was a ****ed up one. I think somebody kinda guessed it but then i got embarrassed.

I got prison stories too.

But the awkward situation was a really weird happening that alcohol got me involved in, and when I posted the thread a person involved was sitting in my living room and it was making me feel really uncomfortable.

Go on...

Eh, I can't go on. I'm backing out on that one.

LMAO Ghey.

BOOO HISSS

It involved a mini orgy thing.

How many times can I watch this damn House episode?!

House sucks.

And hey, you might get to 3k tonight.

O hai!

2 girls (and no cup... I hope!)?

no cups

I thought that about House at first. But, after watching a few episodes, it grew on me.

3k? Only if I sleep-post. LMAO

That's good.

Is pr still playing w/ himself in the other thread?

JFC! It's 2:30! I need to leave for work in less than 6 hours!

I've got 5.

Time for sleep-posting...

We're going to be zombies.

If I stop posting... I fell into a deep sleep.

Tits or GTFO!

My cat is keeping my feet warm.

I really like purple. Not Barney purple though.

what?

think im out

I thought it was pink?

Gonzo won't get me a Beagle. He says they're reeruned.

Have you ever seen Snoopy dance?

LMAO Guess I'm going solo. Oh well. Good night!

Good point.

I realy deserve a pay raise.

Dogs usually suck in general.

What do you do?

WTF is that smell?

You forgot about the grease on the stove didn't you? Maybe you should stop abusing paxil.

I would say the same thing but seeing as how I'm surfing the Planet at work, probably not...

General Manager - Commercial Graphics/Printing

Nope. Cat farted.

That sounds like cake.

I do that too... but I multitask and get my work done. I haven't gotten a raise in 3 years. Business is slow.

I have a beer fridge in my office. Fully stocked at all times.

I thought you were leaving, Joey?

Yikes.

What do you do for a living, Dave?

Wow.

No healthcare benefits. I do get paid vacation, eh, if I could ever take vacation time.

You should vacation to KC.

I don't deal w/ clients face-to-face.

House most certainly does not suck. Read these posts to hear that story and then we don't get it, well we got part of it. Im off 666 posts so I can sleep without the thought of death, although typing that made me think of it even more.

Screw that. LMAO I would like a real vacation... fly to Australia, Italy, shit... anywhere! I've never taken a "real" vacation.

Machinist. I work four 12-hr shifts. Off Fri-Sunday.

I work these hrs because it comes with a $2/hr shift premium.

I run into alot of tourists around my place in Independence. It baffles me. People come thousands of miles to take a pic of a house Truman lived in for a few year or to pay 20 bucks to take a horse ride around a shitty shopping district.

666 is scary. Good for you to make the post. The demons are hyper tonight.

The Machinist.
http://www.cultureblues.com/wp-conte...ist-skinny.jpg

I wouldn't mind working the 4 days, but screw graveyard.

I'm in bed. I'll just keep typing whatever. Battery on my laptop is at full charge.