Man I could be in trouble....
 

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however ;)

-EBOLA-...not serious

they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.

Awww, one of those nights huh? :p

not worried about children, about STD's

then there's your problem... unless the chick was really skanky and had aids, most std's are cureable...

kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion)

-EBOLA-

Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go. ROFL

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

...show charlie murphy, errr, paul your titties!!!

-EBOLA-

whatsa matta, you burnin?

Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.

She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!

:thumb: :thumb:

They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !!

1. Erection
2. Kid Count
3. Bills
4. In-Laws
5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!! :mad:

Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.

You should marry this woman immediately. Instant family!

Would you hit it if you were sober?

Go get tested if your scared.

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

ROFL Rep ! :thumb:

I can't even pretend to relate.

And this chick can make brownies too!! :thumb:

Thanks

There is something biblical about cutting off the part of your body that offends you (or causes you to sin).

So you have to choose between cutting off your hand, which hoisted all those drinks to your face - or cutting off your winkie, which led you into a bad situation with a skank. If you decide to do both, better do your winkie first, cause that might be hard to do with just one hand.

You sure that's the only time? :)

"Being drunk, fat and stupid is no way to go through life young man"
Dean Wormer to Flounder - Animal House.:thumb:

Ignorance is not the answer to the question....



That said, I've done the same thing 100x's.....never got a kid or a disease. But given the choice, at least the disease would have the common courtesy to kill me.

Kids just keep you broke, tired, and busy for 40 years.... :shake:

Sounds like you're the slut.

Yeah good call! :shake:

This thread is worthless without ... oh, never mind.

After reading all the caring and heartfelt replies, the moral to the story is:

1. Dont go charging into battle sans your armour.

2. If you choose to ignore (1), do not sign onto www.chiefsplanet.com and expect sympathy/advice. Simply control your urge to tell the world wide web about your blatenly stupid sexual escapades. If you can't, you'll be verbally bashed into the next lifetime by evey Planeteer with an operational keyboard.
:)

You've had 100 condoms break? Are the ones you use homemade or something?

First the women can't handle him.

Now he's got to have Custom build Goodyear condoms.


Brad...
Turning them inside out and shaking the fug out of em,....doesn't count as recycling.

Maybe a needle is just poking through them?

Siran Wrap and a rubber band! ROFL

1. Physically take this person somewhere they can get the "morning after pill" and watch them take it.

2. Learn from your experience.

Speaking of sluts, I have spoken before of my neighbor who got the mail order bride from South America. She came here just to take him for his money and thought not giving it up would give her some leverage. She covered it with some crap about her son not being used to sleeping alone. After they broke up this illegal alien is doing anything to make money. She stole his gold collection and he can't recoup it because it is now theirs. She does other things like return things after they were on sale to get more money for the return. She has been looking for another sucker to latch on to, but times are tough. Latest news is that she is now a $20 hooker turning tricks with the Mexicans she knows.

I hope you both die.

Excellent point

Two words - Human Papillomavirus. :thumb: Sucks to be you.

on' o ha again oung man! hink of all he rouble ou could have avoided!

ha 's wh I ge so damn drunk ha I pass ou and avoid his has le!

(My keyboard isn't fully operational)

Dang. I don't get to say this often so here's my chance...

You're a moron.

Hence I said operational, and not "fully" operational. :p

:eek: Glad I've been monogamous for over 20 years

Heh. I googled to the exact same web page after that comment.

You did tell her your name was Brian and you live in Arizona, right?

Good thing you aren't here in Fayetteville. The UofA is currently having a huge syphilis outbreak. Like 60 discovered cases in the last few weeks. If they've found 60, think of how many are out there undiscovered?

At least it's just syphilis, though.

dude, no rest for the... errr... nevermind

-EBOLA-

I'll bet she's not really a slut. She just heard how much you spend at Christmas and wanted a taste of that.

He tried that, but she already knew the Brian from Arizona. Said that man was the best lay on one broken ankle she's ever had.

Yeah, but is it going to get cleared up before spring football?

Don't sweat it...The worst it could do is kill you.

Actually I keep wondering if by "slut" he meant "cheap Troost hooker"...

I'm sorry to share this info with you all, but I'm just trying to vent....honestly, I am in tears about this because I am so damned stressed out

You know what would make you feel better?

Reeling in some more slutty box.

no big, big dog... I'm sure we've all been there at one time or another

-EBOLA-...just remember, 15 will get you 20

If it will make you feel any better call up your health clinic. Almost every county has a free health clinic. They will test you for any VD.
This guy i worked with a long time ago would go to the bars and sleep with all kinds of girls, he said he just went to the free clinic all the time to get "fixed up" when he got syphillis, gonorrhea etc.

There is a guy just outside of Dallas that you seem to have some common traits with, maybe you two can form a support group.

ROFL

harsh... jim's on a roll tonight

-EBOLA-

Nah......the G/F can't get pregnant. The only time I ever use one is for "her pleasure." If you follow....

And by 100x I meant condom broke/rode it bearback...Get drunk, forget to sack your groceries and hit it anyway. Really, I should probably have a damned WOMD lab growing in me. I honestly don't know how I don't...

Anyway, point is, go get yourself tested. BLOOD tested (that fuggen 5 foot Q-tip hurts like a mother****er!... :cuss: ) and don't worry about it until you have a reason to....

:thumb:

ROFL

rep

My take on this:

Why the hell would you get on the Planet and tell us this? I'm sure that this very thing has happened to plenty of other Planeteers and none of them have made a thread about it. The chances of you getting any STDs is not great enough to be as scared as you're acting. Also, I don't know why anybody would care about this if it happened (which is doubtful).

:LOL:

Poor delt.

Where is Endelt? He should be showing up right about now.

Probably nuts deep in some pork belly.... ROFL

ROFL

the big thing that scares me is that this girl kept going on immediately after we had sex that she was raped about 2 months ago....that was after I asked her if she had any STDs. So thats a big reason why I'm scared about this...I just am freaking out and I'm sorry

You'd better head on down to the free clinic...and ask them to stick the biggest wire brush they've got into your moneymaker.

Just remember that a negative HIV test this quickly after the act is not 100% You can still seroconvert up to 60 days after exposure. Other things to look for include discharge from the penis, burning upon urination, lesions on the penis (either painful or painless), or unusual growths on the penis. If you exhibit any of these signs you need to see your doctor immediately. If money is an issue you can test at your local health department. They will be equipped to test you for HIV, gonorrhea, syphillis and chlamydia. Some can test you for herpes and/or HPV. Gonorrhea, syphillis and chlamydia are readily treated. Herpes and HPV can be treated for symptoms but you will carry them forever. Treatment for HIV has advanced but it would be important that you get evaluated medically as quickly as possible.

Now, that said, it is just as likely that you have not been exposed to these infections so chill out. If you have any questions feel free to drop me a PM. Oh, and next time wear a condom or abstain.

Don't listen to Jim's feelgood story......
 

With the Bullhead Clap you likely have, I hate to be the one to tell you..but they'll probably use a power drill to do the test.

That will probably feel like a soothing massage compared to the Rotorooter to auger out the barnacles.

I'll bet Herzig is involved in this somehow.

ROFL

I dont know if this girl has anything or not, but the way my life goes it's almost a sure thing that she gave me HIV or something........I feel like killing myself

Congratulations! You've succeeded in getting your mind off the breakup!

well, if she "gave" you hiv, you don't need to kill yourself, you already have!

seriously, all this is just a tad premature...

just go get tested for std's and then in 90 days, get retested for hiv, and that'll be the end of it...

in the meantime, stop worrying so much and

of course, be sure to use high-quality condoms from now on... :rolleyes:

ya, with probably getting infected with HIV. thats great! I think I'm suicidal right now....I hate my life

walk it off.

This should be filed under the "waaayyyyy too much info" category ...

MM
~~:shake:

STFUROFLSTFUSTFUSTFUSTFU

You don't want to live very much longer do you?

My advice to you is not to sweat it. Get checked out. You might want to submerge the jimmy in some Listerine.

See also: "Daaaaamn, dude, you've got issues."

Ow.

Chop it off before the poison has a chance to spread.

He'd be doing the world a favor.

Which is cross-referenced with: "Budwieser ... getting ugly people laid since 1876."

MM
~~:D

Actually, that was quite callous of me.


Remove the offending and infected appendage through means of a surgically precise instrument. Be sure to tie off all major arteries and veins, but you should be able to leave the testicles, epididmy, and scrotum if you want something to diddle with later.

MM
~~ROFL