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Hammock Parties 12-08-2012 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9190630)
Also, what is the weather like? Is it storming?
It's 108 degrees. The spectators are air conditioned, however.

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9190636)
Is a bathroom break involved? If not, I could definitely see piss and feces becoming a large part in this fight.
Every 20 minutes each contestant may relieve themselves through a small hole in the wall. However, each hole is a portal to the other hole. Kind of like this:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...HqunJoGWJ30tM1

Be careful what you stick in the hole.

Hammock Parties 12-08-2012 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9190637)
Are there midgets?

(This is important)
The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.

Shogun 12-08-2012 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9190652)
It's 108 degrees. The spectators are air conditioned, however.



Every 20 minutes each contestant may relieve themselves through a small hole in the wall. However, each hole is a portal to the other hole. Kind of like this:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...HqunJoGWJ30tM1

Be careful what you stick in the hole.

woah woah woah here. Spectators? So there will be windows?

threebag 12-08-2012 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9190653)
The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
You just pissed FrankoTank way the **** off.

Hammock Parties 12-08-2012 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9190654)
woah woah woah here. Spectators? So there will be windows?
As the OP states:

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A small crowd of CP spectators watches through mirrored windows.

Lumpy 12-08-2012 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9190653)
The Official Chiefsplanetiseum Rulebook CLEARLY states NO MIDGETS.
That's just bullshit. :harumph:

Iowanian 12-08-2012 10:49 PM
If SR could work up a kick to the head, he'd surely temporarily blind Zach with freshly polished loafers shined to perfection with a touch of lemon zest.

KurtCobain 12-08-2012 10:50 PM
Out of these two, who balls the hardest?

BigMeatballDave 12-08-2012 10:50 PM
SR, because I heard Zach has a vagina.

threebag 12-08-2012 10:51 PM
Reds the ****ing Baller Brah

Shogun 12-08-2012 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9190657)
As the OP states:
shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless? if so. I think we should do this. Cover them in egg yolk and and whites. scatter a ton of flour all over the room. after they wrestle and one of them are dead. the winner must collect all of the dough that they made during wrestling to the death, they must bake some bread with the dough and feed it to scott pioli

RealSNR 12-08-2012 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9190666)
shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless? if so. I think we should do this. Cover them in egg yolk and and whites. scatter a ton of flour all over the room. after they wrestle and one of them are dead. the winner must collect all of the dough that they made during wrestling to the death, they must bake some bread with the dough and feed it to scott pioli
http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/th...4eac801f5d.jpg

KcMizzou 12-08-2012 10:53 PM
I'll take Zach. He's a former offensive lineman. He'd pancake SR when SR told him he was wearing the wrong shoes for autumn.

Hammock Parties 12-08-2012 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9190666)
shiiiiii.......... there gonna be BUCKETS of sweat from this scenario. not sure if it was stated, but are the men shirtless?
Each gladiator is clad only in officially sanctioned tournament wear.

http://www.snuggieblanketfortwo.com/...he-snuggie.jpg

It may not be removed.

threebag 12-08-2012 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 9190669)
I'll take Zach. He's a former offensive lineman. He'd pancake SR when SR told him he was wearing the wrong shoes for autumn.
So Zach is wearing white cleats?


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