That's surprising when so much connects to the glutes.

Tell them that your penis is a little stiff. That's massage code.

I even started with the statement "I'm not being a perv, BUT..." and I finished with "I'm serious though."
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But what if it's not? What if I have "problems" with that? #floppy
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Wait, I've seen numerous video of this kind of thing and the women always seem to enjoy it.

Maybe you've been fisted but couldn't feel it?

Ahhh...but they are getting paid to....nevermind.

It sounds like most of these gals had to have encouraged the behavior. You can't tell me that some of those activities are happening without them physically "cooperating".

Just getting a massage...
...is that a hand near my swimsuit area? ignore
......is that a finger near my naughty place? more ignore
.........must be a breeze but it feels oddly like a finger in me....more ignore
............windy in here...swear that's 2 in the hog taker and 1 in the log maker...ignoring the table shaking
.................odd....Is that a hulk fist I feel punching my belly button from the inside?

.....Now Two....clapping? SIR!!!! That's about Enough of this behavior...besides my 20 minutes are up and the only tip you're getting is the one on my forehead...


I'm pretty confident if someone slid a hand too far near an unwanted area, brideowanian would walk out of the room carrying what was left of the stem and roots she pulled out.

If it's legit, I'd think they'd have removed themselves from the situation instead of waiting an hour to call back.

In all truth, I get massages somewhat regularly and a good massage is really nice, especially if your muscles are knotting up. But I avoid the chains because that's the training grounds for newbie massage people. I go to independent people because you know that they're serious about it. It's no guarantee of higher quality, but it shifts the odds in my favor.

And I'll admit it. I think that newbie massage people are more likely to be guys, and if someone is going to be pushing a thumb into my hip flexors, I'd prefer it to be a woman. Maybe that's sexist, but as the feminists say, "My body, my choice".

I've had to switch massage people a couple of times recently for various reasons, and my new one has been killing me. I want massages to be therapeutic, which sometimes means "good pain", but I also don't want to be brutalized, and she's been practically dismembering me. After diplomatically asking again to ease up during my last session, I found out that her "structural integration" massage was actually rolfing. Rolfing hurts, so I may need to switch again.

If it's you, you might want to change your name. LOL

That costs extra

Name? I thought it was an advertisement.

ROFL

Not true, it is a mix of both and there are much more women as massage therapists in general.

80/20 mix usually

and as far as ME goes, it is a breeding ground for young inexperienced therapists and older burnt out therapists who can't get higher paying jobs….better to go some place elsewhere.