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Rain Man 05-25-2018 12:32 PM

My neighbor is moving.
 
I've lived in my house for 23 years, and I've always had the same two next door neighbors. Now one of them is going to move and I'm going to have to break in a new neighbor. I don't like the pace of change that I'm seeing.

I don't know what to expect. What will my new neighbor be like?

Poll coming in a moving van that will park in front of my house.

Halfcan 05-25-2018 12:36 PM

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I think they made an Academy Award Winning movie about your situation?

Graystoke 05-25-2018 12:39 PM

The best way to break in new neighbors is show them who is in charge.
I suggest the day they move in, show up with homemade cookies. Right when they reach for the cookies hit them on the head and say "Bad Neighbor!"
Tip: Rolled up newspaper is a good object to use as the hitting device.

Rain Man 05-25-2018 12:45 PM

I like the rolled up newspaper idea. I need to make sure that they know I'm in control of the block.

loochy 05-25-2018 12:47 PM

1. buy the old house

2. demolish old house

3. enjoy the extra space from the now empty lot

4. profit

5. buy an apricot bmw

Buehler445 05-25-2018 12:48 PM

Eh. Just be hanging out in your garage with the door open when they roll up in the van. Sets the right tone.

/Takes cover for the Dongerplosion.

BlackHelicopters 05-25-2018 12:50 PM

Drone on constantly about your Apricot BMW to put the fear in them. Also loathing.

Rain Man 05-25-2018 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 13569417)
1. buy the old house

2. demolish old house

3. enjoy the extra space from the now empty lot

4. profit

5. buy an apricot bmw

I've considered buy the house and then doing a big human-sized hamster tunnel to connect our houses. That would be fun. But I don't need the room.

MarkDavis'Haircut 05-25-2018 12:55 PM

Very enjoyable poll.

Kudos to you for my laugh of the day.

WhawhaWhat 05-25-2018 12:57 PM

If it does turn out to be a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student, please post pics so we can judge her guilt.

Rain Man 05-25-2018 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Carr4MVP (Post 13569434)
Very enjoyable poll.

Kudos to you for my laugh of the day.

I'm glad you're enjoying the poll, but I'm not. Early returns indicate that my new neighbor will be a stoner Broncos fan with a yippy dog.

Rain Man 05-25-2018 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhawhaWhat (Post 13569439)
If it does turn out to be a registered sex offender who is a teacher who scored with her student, please post pics so we can judge her guilt.

Oh, absolutely. And I'll let everyone know if she's teaching adult ed classes now at the local community college.

BlackHelicopters 05-25-2018 01:10 PM

Please post pics of scorchingly hot college girl.

Rain Man 05-25-2018 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by BlackHelicopters (Post 13569456)
Please post pics of scorchingly hot college girl.

I'm rooting for twins, but I don't want to get my hopes too high.

banecat 05-25-2018 01:40 PM

Hope for the best. But the worst will happen. Three out of the four houses on the street and across the street have changed owners in the past three years. A fifth will happen soon as the neighbor directly across the street has put up a for sale sign. On each side the new neighbors are worse than the old ones, but not as bad as across the street on the corner

The neighbor on one side has a dog that barks all of the time and mows his lawn twice a week. On the other side they own at least four cars, every Friday he has to wash his primary car while listening to accordion, tuba, and keyboard radio, they put there trash out early on Sunday for some reason so if it's windy it blows over here in the yard, doesn't take care of the yard, but at least they fixed the broken garage door after two years, but have a barking dog

The best neighbor beats out khaki pants man, all three of the lawnmower men but one moved was replaced by the only decent new neighbor and the soon to be moving lawnmower man 2, camaro man, "Asianed out" car man, and vette man, Winnebago man who parks it in the driveway so that he has to have three cars in the street, the globetrotters who play basketball 23 hours a day, and a couple of others that I don't like

That brings us the lawn ornament man. It's bad enough that the motorcycle that he uses every warm day from April 1st to October 1st has a cold engine that has to be revved every morning before work with the loud pipes saving lives thing, but he only has room for his big tire truck and jet ski in his driveway. So his daughter and wife have to park in the street clogging that bend in the road with living on the corner. Then he leaves his damn deflated christmas decorations in the yard until a few weeks ago. I haven't checked, but I think that even though they're off the lights are still up

It's like an apartment complex over here now. I don't think that it'd be that different to move a few blocks over into the townhouses with all of the Latin American Americans. That felt good, end rant


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