Post your experiences with aliens
 

I've read all about them but never encountered one first hand, nor seen a UFO that couldn't be explained.

XLIBUTSCRALE was intimate with me.

Thats a guys name, nttawwt

XLIBUTSCRALE has no gender. The species is androgynous. And they all have huge ZLOBNIKS.

Would you mind sharing your experience with us? You're among friends :popcorn:

Cher was an Alien.

In LA they often sell oranges on the corner, whereas in NY they cook all the Italian food.

They are the ones who pick produce around here.

Xlitbutscrale expanded my consciousness.

They give terrible handjobs but pretty great anal probes I hear.

Heard there was a movie about them, like coneheads or something....and they like to eat toilet paper.

She ****ed mask so that's like ****ing et.

I am had some put on a new roof a couple weeks ago. They were great.

the only aliens I have encounterd are right here on this board....but the encounter is only for a few minutes each day and some of them cause me to shake by head sideways..like this :shake: