My Mom's neighbor is a model (Faptacular)
 

http://www.fitbabeslair.com/valerie/gallery.html



My Mom is taking care of Valerie's Grandmother who has Alzheimers. I will by stopping by more often :drool:

I've seen hotter.

She needa spankie!
Oh, and when you say "faptastic" I hope you're talking about the model, not grandma.

She's pretty now, but in 50 years she'll be screaming inanities and slathering her own feces on the walls.

plastic surgery ftw

Ok.

When do you tell us her original name was Mitch?

She's no Kristie Tynes

Her Vaginal walls use to be pecker skin.

body good. face scary. Ive done better.

She looks ok. Her photos are terrible. Is she flying next to a mustang?

no thank you.

http://www.fitbabeslair.com/valerie/album/index.html

most of those pics are photoshopped and badly.

too fat/Omaha

You live in Florida. You should be used to seeing much hotter on a daily basis. Shame!

Sure pal

Too fat
/Omaha

Meh,

I've had better

I was walking the dog down by the water today and a blond with as big of boobs as you can have and still jog came by me. She was wearing a pair of short jogging shorts. I had to take my eyes off the beautiful water and beach and just gaze on another natural beauty.

she's not hot at all. very verrry average.. at best. waste of a thread.

Unlike all you god's gift to women, I know my limits. I'm good with hanging out by the pool with her in a bikini, even if it means my wife, mom , her fiance and her grandma are there :banghead:

yeah...ok

6 at best

Definitely Hot, then again i'm married and in my 40's. ;)

Well yeah dude. You are not new around here and should know that we all have 10's for a wife/girlfriend and not one of us has under a 10 inch Johnson!

:hmmm: you may be on to something there....She is a beutiful woman though, even without makeup not to mention she is very nice and down to earth. That to me is the true test

This thread is a HUGE disappointment.

True, I forgot

:)

Her face is ****ed up somehow. Maybe it's the pics or the makeup.

Definitely NOT hot.

that always happens to me after sex

You should make babies with her.

I don't need any more kids but, what she does'nt know wont kill her :evil:

Honestly, my first reaction to her face was "That's a maaaaaan, baaaby, yeeeaaaaah!"

She's trashy hot. A b-movie model, basically.

Should look into porn.

Yeah, I googled it....No luck :cuss:

Where the **** are her nostrils, the side of her nose is gone on some pics.. Like a burn victim..

Nice body though, I am sure she looks hotter in person.. Kind of like Chiefs cheerleaders..

She's not what I would call "model-hot". But she's pretty damn good looking.

Y'all brutal. But then again he did start a whole thread and isn't doing her so... That's fair. Why not convert this to hottest girl we've met but aren't banging...

Because he's met tons of girls he's not banging hotter than her. :shrug:

Yup.

I am loathe to admit it but I only have a 9 incher. You don't know how much guts it took to come out like that. I feel so inferior, too. I'm going to go ban somebody now.

The best outcome from this thread would be this girl running her own website and noticing a weird and obvious spike in hits inbound referred from this thread. Then curious about the source clicking it and reading it.

But has your mom ever lived near a hotter girl?

Or we could just email her...

Wait - that can be done? SMH I have so much to learn.

LMAO

Incidentally, while looking up the definition, I noticed this thread is already 9th on Google search for the word "faptacular". I'm shocked there are 8 higher sites in a way.

That is distrubing and I'm sure these guys can fix that.

Extremely easily and very noticeable if you pay attention to your sites traffic at all.

Flachief, no one on this board ****s ordinary models.

They only **** supermodels.

That's right with our 10 inch plus Johnson's, well except for Phil, sorry Phil. :(

Yeah, poor little fellow.

Negative on this chick. Her tits are too veiny.

*cough*Kristie Tynes*cough*

Too fat.
/Omaha

Not enough hips and ass.
/ThaVirus

Well if we are going to post pics of our female friends? Im all in

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos...6dfbf9d181.jpg


https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot..._4475424_n.jpg


Still working on it. I haven't given up hope yet. She lives on the east coast. Thats long ways away.

I find this girl more pretty then the OP one.. But I have a feeling the OP girl is beautiful in person and that is just some shitty camerawork and photoshopping.. I mean literally she has no nostrils in a couple pics and looks like a anime chick in them..

Someone should start a thread.
Post pic of your hot female friends
& hope you dnt get caught.

Wait I thought you were married?

KILLER_CLOWN the word wife,married,ball&chain,oldman ect
ALL MAKE ME SHIVER

Lolz, ok.

HAHA guess I have you confused with someone else, it ain't so bad really.

Id love to post some pics of one of my friends from Missouri. She's has no flaws, but im scarred someone here would recognize her & nark me off. Hell her dad might be a member here.
He is a season ticket holder..

Childhood friend. went to school & church together.
I think she was 41 or 42 in this pic.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...188_9119_n.jpg

I'd probably bang with enough alcohol but there's no way I'd Fap to her.

Butterface.

Post some pics of your wife

Uh, no.

Although the chick you posted was MUCH hotter than the OP.

:D

Wait a minute...Have you ever met her in person?

Hows her health?

I dnt kiss & tell LMAO

No thanks to all of these trannies

That Valerie lady has poor taste when it comes to photographers/photo editors...

Hopefully, for the sake of her future, she has good taste when she comes...

I know her.

How do you know her?

I meant I want to know her.

Shit we better do something about that.

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There we go.

At any rate, that photographer should probably find a new career. As for the MILF, I'd hit it but really wouldn't brag about it on a message board.

lol, everyone acting like they hit better on the reg

According to her Bio:

When I was a teenager, I was struck by a car while riding my bicycle. This accident left me with a broken neck and about 300 stitches to my face! I also had hair to my waist which had to be cut off due to the blood/glass content. For a female of fourteen this is a defining heartbreaking moment.

WTF is "had hair to my waist"?

The length of the hair on her head reached nearly to her butt, Sherlock.

excessively long hair that falls in the toilet when you take a dump

Dude I have been bald for 25 years. Cut the brother some slack.

Duhr what's hair? Oh yeah, I remember that stuff.

Yes I deserve that.