The length of the hair on her head reached nearly to her butt, Sherlock.

excessively long hair that falls in the toilet when you take a dump

Dude I have been bald for 25 years. Cut the brother some slack.

Duhr what's hair? Oh yeah, I remember that stuff.

Yes I deserve that.

Yesterday I was walking in to the Grand Lobby of KC's Union Station across from Liberty Memorial (to visit a customer.) As I was walking in there was this very shapely young lady, probably early to mid 20s, tall, well dressed very pretty, until I got up close on her. He had one of those nose ring things pierced through her septum, and I could see tats all over her neck and collarbone. Man, I'm sorry, but body piercings and tats on women are like graffiti on the side of a historic building. She would be much more beautiful without all that stuff. I guess I'm old, I just don't get why women want to do that to themselves.

Yep, yep.

my neighbor is a GM at dunkin donuts. I gets lots of free crap and I go to sporting events in the Dunkin Boxes... I'd rather stay next to him..

You know how I know you're gay?

is it my eye liner?

That and the fishnet stockings

got it... but you haven't seen his wife... .