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gblowfish 01-03-2013 04:53 PM

Jesus Bites a Cop! More Florida News!
 
Either Jesus or the cop should have turned the other cheek!
And where did this happen? Where Else?!!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2402741.html

Jesus saves, but a Florida man who proclaimed himself to be the King of Kings prefers to bite -- cops, to be exact.

The make-believe messiah is actually Paul Eggers Greene, arrested early Monday morning by deputies in Charlotte County, Fla., according to a police report.

Police arrived on the scene to find Greene, 18, in the street wearing only his shorts and socks, jumping up and down, screaming, yelling, and waving his arms.

When questioned, Greene yelled that he was Jesus and everyone was coming to get him.

When one deputy approached Greene, the suspect allegedly ran towards the officer aggressively while flailing his arms. Although Greene stopped when ordered to do so, he was Tased by the officer. Authorities suspected he might be intoxicated.

Moments later, the would-be Jesus rushed at the cop once again, waving his arms and legs while attempting to hit the lawman before biting him instead, the Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

Despite repeated efforts from officials to get Greene to release his bite, including an additional tasing, the suspect managed to keep his choppers gripped on the officer's leg. Greene was Tased a third and final time when he fought back when deputies tried to obtain his wallet, News-press.com reported.

BigMeatballDave 01-03-2013 04:59 PM

LOL That is some good, wierd Florida news.

Scorp 01-03-2013 05:26 PM

You know the world is going to hell when cops tase Jesus!

BlackHelicopters 01-03-2013 05:35 PM

Did Jesus forgive him?

Setsuna 01-03-2013 05:43 PM

:facepalm: Just move here gblowyourself. Enough.

Dave Lane 01-03-2013 07:02 PM

How do you know he's not the real one? Do you have any proof he's not? ROFL

/cross thread humor

seclark 01-03-2013 07:09 PM

"Do not taze me, brother"

Dr. Johnny Fever 01-03-2013 07:12 PM

I'm going to make picking on Wyoming part of my schtick if no one else wants to claim it.

Anyone?

Didn't think so.

FAX 01-03-2013 07:13 PM

I don't think that was really Jesus.

FAX

Dr. Johnny Fever 01-03-2013 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9276199)
I don't think that was really Jesus.

FAX

The problem is in the pronunciation. Hey said he was "hey-zeus." All a big misunderstanding.

chiefs1111 01-03-2013 07:18 PM

Well at least this didn't happen in Marion County this time

Dr. Johnny Fever 01-03-2013 07:23 PM

In Wyoming... the residents of Laramie and Casper are fighting over which one will land a new 24 hour Super Walmart. I didn't know if it was new thread worthy.

scho63 01-03-2013 08:04 PM

We need to take up a collection for you GBlowfish for all your efforts with Ten Things and send you to Florida for a week of reporting!!!

FlaChief58 01-03-2013 08:10 PM

Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great salt and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

Canofbier 01-03-2013 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 9276596)
Why do you hate Florida? Is it the great weather? beaches? great bath salts and fresh water fishing? beach bunnies? countless entertainment options? no state income taxes? Enquiring minds want to know

FYP


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