Little doubt Mr. FAX and likely a craving for a double helping of polish sausage for mid-afternoon feast.

You really posted.... this????

Not to sound too anal butt knowing those things are called "feather boa" is a bit suspect in itself.

Proud to say I had to google it.

You may want to break out a mirror, head to bathroom for some private time and make sure ol' Charlie didn't carve his phone number into your ass with a broken bottle in the alley last night.

We have a gay bar in St. Joe called The Shaft.

The owner is a huge Mizzou/Steelers fan. Must have a thing for black and gold.

I thought for sure "boa" was synonymous for "python" but I guess I was wrong.

I had a girls help picking out my costume...while I was waiting in line she brought it up to me...it worked with the costume.

OH...It worked out good too.

So those 2 chicks that randomly made out w/ me afterwards, I took the boa off my shoulders and wrapped it around both of their necks pulling their faces closer to me...Smooth Move

Then I let them keep the Boa.

There is nothing wrong with this dude.

I was 26 years old living away from home. I was trashed beyond belief in Aggieville at 12:30 AM on a Friday night and just got done "Renting" some pizza.

I got in my pickup and almost hit three parked cars.

I had just enough sense to pull over at the minimart in aggieville and park. Got out and gave back the pizza I rented to the parking lot. Stumbled to a phone booth and called my MOM to come pick me up and take me home.

Now isn't that a little better than me driving home that wasted and possibly killing someone?

BTW I puked in my moms Mazda Miata and don't think she wasn't pissed. Yes I had to clean and detail her car.

Not to mention your "bar of choice" last night.

Word.

Whoa!!! Wait just a ding dang dangly dong minute, here. Mr. BuckinKaeding was wearing a feather boa? In a gay bar?

And he's wondering why his girlfriend is upset? I'm sorry to break it to him, but some girls just aren't comfortable with the bundle of sticks hag scene.

FAX

I hate to even ask this, now that I googled the Boa, what was your costume?

I was a Pimp.

He said he was dressed as a pimp.

So the boa might fit it. I'm pretty sure I've seen Snoop wearing a boa before, but his was probably mink instead of feathers.

Buckin is quickly moving up my list of most entertaining posters.
Not too long before he rivals Baby Lee and Hamas.

Well done, Buckin'

I was just messin with you dawg. I'm sure you know that now that you're sober.