ROFL

Yeah that would probably get my ass kicked.

Don't know if you've ever been to San Diego, but we have these small Taco Shops everywhere. They are so ****ing good. About 9999999999999999999999999999999 times better than Taco Bell.

**** San Diego and their coffee shops.

Final NFL Standings

1 Bengals 12 - 4
2 Jets 11-5
3 Texans 11-5
4 Chiefs 10-6
5 Ravens 12 -4
6 Steelers 10 - 6

Pats left out at 10-6 Bolts 8-8

1 49ers 14-2
2 Packers 13-3
3 Giants 12-4
4 Falcons 10-6
5 Lions 11-5
6 Saints 9-7

In the NFC wildcard round we have the Saints versus the Giants.

Eli manning went down with a serious shoulder injury week 16 and still has not recovered for the wildcard game. However, the Giants D rattles Brees into throwing picks all night and the Saints D vanishes once again allowing David Freaking Carr to put up three TDs.

Giants win 27-10

Lions enter Atlanta on a mean 5 game winning streak. Calvin and Matty have four straight games where they combined for atleast 100 yrds and a td. Everybody healthy for both teams. Atlanta starts out hot, going up 17-0, but Detroit rallies back hard. In the end Tony G gets his first playoff win!

Falcons 23-21

The steelers have been crippled after a fateful trip to KC where Big Ben tore his acl. Dixon is the starter, and he just craps himself. Texans with their first playoff win!

Texans win 42-7

WTF is going on here?

Well, well, well. The 12-4 Ravens visit the 10-6 Chiefs. Go figure.

These are two very different teams from last year though. Chiefs bust one off early with Baldwin grabbing a slant and taking it 45 yards for a TD. A couple of throw-ups to D Bowe and a huge INT and magical run D from DJ. Flacco throws balls right into Flowers' butterfingers all day.

Chiefs 21-16

Matt ****ing Ryan, all fired up heading into San Fran. All fired up to get shut down. He's confused, bamboozled and harrassed all night and frank gore goes to town.

49ers ball hard 24-0

And... AJ gets the best of Revis at last. And Mark Sanchez wishes he was Matt Cassel.

Texans over Jets 27-3

Eli Manning is back, and it matters. Aaron Rodgers gets rushed around quite a bit, and is eventually knocked out of the game right before the half with the score tied. He's done with a concussion. The Bradshaw tears one up for the distance and Flynn can't get anything going.

Giants 34 - 17

Chiefs barge into Cincy, like, lol, you guys suck. Tamba Hali creams Dalton four or five times, and Pisspoorbelly lucks into a fumble recovery from Jackson to run back for a TD. Cassel throws a few picks, but Battle runs hard for a couple of TDs.

Chiefs 20-10

Gaints whoop up on Alex smith and the 49ers D just can't contain the giants O all night.

Giants go on the superbowl, 13-3

Chiefs at Texans

Scoreless with awesome D from both sides until deep into the second when AJ burns Flowers like Texas Toast and scores a big time TD. But it's ok... We got Matty Ice! Cassel comes back with that Manning Fire in his eyes, fires hard right to Bowe, and gets a pick 6 ran back.

Then later in the fourth, trailing 21-3 McCluster drops a fumble around the twenty, and Breaston picks it up and runs for a TD. Ensuing kick off, fumble taken back for a TD. Then with 1:33 left on the clock, Cassel fires a perfect ball to Bowe for a 45 yard TD. Chiefs hold off the texans and win.

Chiefs 24 - 21

They are going to the superbowl.