How often do you look at your testicles?
 

:shrug:

Had the doctor squeeze one last week. I try not to look at them.

Are we talking bare testicle, or does checking the bulge count too?

I forgot how big that tumor was until I checked...

http://www.natural-history-conservat...gfiles/jar.jpg

Yeah.....3 Baow threads on the front page weren't going to give the Mange enough ammo...

When theirs ever drop, they might have a case.

I agree that the next person to start a ballsack thread should have theirs removed via http://stonemfg.net/new_products.htm.

With or without a mirror?

Dinny

WHO AND WHY?
 

Who took the liberty of changing the title of my Ty Law parody thread, and why? Who thinks they have that authority to do so and why?

I mean, I get it that some of you don't like parody threads. But put yourself in someone else's shoes. I'd rather have you delete my entire thread than attribute a thread to me that misrepresents my intentions.

Whomever is responsible for changing the title is taking liberties that they should not be taking and should be warned by the moderators of this community, IMO. Instead of putting your words in somebody else's mouth, just delete the damn thread!

I understand that whoever did it is probably just trying to be funny in the same vein as I was when I posted the thread. But it is a gross violation to fukk with somebody else's words in a way that misrepresents their intentions when others view that thread. Again, I know that in this particular case it may be harmless but it is the principle that matters.

Just as nobody has the right to assign their name to the words and ideas of others, a person also does not have the right to change the words or ideas that someone else has assigned their name to.

I feel fuchin' violated and I want to know who is responsible!

tell me how you really feel

but I do agree, btw

:deevee:

Lat, the other day I felt a slight mist of sincerity on your part that made me ponder my entrenched perception of you as an idiot. Thank you for reasserting your true self.

Um, is this a joke?...

Get over it...it happens here all the time. Or is it different when it happens to you? The funny part is you said a mod needs to find out who did it...my money is on a mod doing it......ROFL

What do you mean? I typed in words that said one thing. I come back hours later and the title of my thread had been changed to the title of somebody else's thread. Do you believe it is okay for someone else to change the title and meaning of another person's thread?

The moderators have been informed and responded by telling me that they changed the title of the thread and you can go fist yourself.

Sorry.

Reality check. This is a THREAD ON THE INTERNET. Not a big deal.

If I understand correctly they are the only ones that can do it.

Violated?

Uh, last I checked, this is a message board - it just smells like a$$ in here.

ROFL

Stick a cork in the wine and get over yourself. Everyone gets screwed with here.

Honestly, I have never been aware of it happening before. Maybe I should be more in touch with what happens on this board but that doesn't make it right.

If a mod is doing it then that person should most definitely not be a mod.

Anybody ever heard of integrity or respect for others?

Sounds 'bout right. ROFL

Wow. Just, wow.




I'll go with Nachos, a large Pepsi and some milk duds for this one.

heh

Yeah, I've heard of it.

Be quiet, slut.

I think it's because you have unpopular political beliefs and the mods, as a collective, are out to get you.

If you wrap your tower in tinfoil it should keep them from focking with your account...

Once, but thanks to Algore, that was before the age of the intranet.

What thread are you talking about...there is more then one page, and I found your thread on the second page about Law...:)


integrity and respect are two words left at the door when entering the planet...:)

So what you are saying is that those who have authority can abuse that authority to misrepresent the intentions of others?

To be honest, shitmaqe, I have never seen you be so unreasonable. If that is the case, you can have your buddy moderator, whoever HE is, fist you until you are satisfied, which may take a long, long time.

penchief has a drinking problem. I think he may be in an Aristocrat haze.

Funny thing is, if you’d just take it as a joke and continue this would be the end of it. Now that you’ve been pegged as a whiner, guess who the mods are gonna poke sticks at next time they get bored? ROFL

Anybody that ventures onto the internet expects to hear smack. But nobody expects to have their own words altered in a way that misreprents their intentions.

AGAIN, I understand that this example is ultimately harmless but a very important principle is involved. Those of you who think this is funny, where is your integrity?

It's friday. Lighten up, go get yourself a Fresca and a nice piece of ass. geezus

By God, nobody better ever fuck with my threads, by God.

Wait...uh....

Wow...apparently I never had any...you learn something new every single day...

I wish somebody would fuck with my threads. They might actually become interesting.

Mmmm, Fresca. Mmmmmm, ass. Mmmmm, Frescass.

I had some once ... but I sold it on e-bay so I could buy some crack cocaine.

My thread title was, "TY LAW AGREES TO TERMS WITH TY LAW."

It was changed to "TY LAW HATES PARODY THREADS." Which was the title of another thread by someone who hates parody threads.

Why were none of the other parody threads changed to "TY LAW HATES PARODY THREADS?"

Again, I know that this particular case is not the end of the world but anyone who would alter somebody else's words is not only dishonest but most definitely does not deserve a postition that would allow him to abuse the authority of that position.

JMO.

Cool, they sell crack on ebay now?... :)

I merged your thread with several others.

No matter what you believe the "intention" of your thread was, it was SPAM and it was merged with other spam.

The title of the thread "TY LAW HATES PARODY THREADS" was, in itself, a parody.

If you were to read the thread, you would see where I merged it and what would happen to anyone else posting a parody thread.

The thing about fisting yourself was a joke, I think.

Radar, I've taken as much abuse as anybody on this forum except for maybe MemyselfI or Jaz. So insults and abuse don't really impact me much. But misrepresenting jor changing my words does.

Again, again, and again, in this particular case it may be ultimately harmless but anybody who thinks that altering somebody else's words or ideas is okay needs to be re-reared, IMO.

Really? I steal bikes out of peoples garages, its much easier.

YOUR WORDS WERE NOT CHANGED.

Your thread was merged in with several other SPAM threads and the whole lot of it was re-named.

That's intersting because most of those other threads are still there, as far as I can tell. Also my particular thread had 10 posts the last time I saw it and now only has 16. So by combining all of the other "parody" threads, including your own, you are saying that the grand total is 16?

As far as SPAM goes, I hope you prove to be as consistent in the future as you have proven to be on this particular topic. I also hope you prove to be as consistent when you are evaluating those threads that are posted by your "fisting" bros.

Oh my. That there's a rather graphic example of "cause and effect."

Hahahahaha, the new title is awesome. Damn, made me spit my DP.

ROFL

OK, that was NOT me.

ROFL

None of those other threads were still on the first page. Only threads on the first page were merged, the others were already dead.

And all of the mods here, myself included, have been consistent on SPAM threads.

Get over it.

made you spit while being "double penetrated"




thought you were a guy ... oh wait ... ewwww TMI




you go stretch armstrong....

I can just imagine penchief acting all pissed looking for his dildo. ROFL Damn... this is some funny shit.

ROFL

ROFL ROFL I knew that I would not be dissapointed, I have a fresh soda and chips.

What can I say, I love DP.

John Elway's sex life is none of our business.

Okay, very funny. Believe it or not, I do have a sense of humor. I can see that this is a losing proposition. Have fun with it.

Just have fun with it. This is why this place is awesome.

No it wasn't. Those other threads are still present. It was merged with shitsmack's or whoever titled their's TY LAW HATES PARODY THREADS. Look, it really doesn't matter anymore. You can look and see for yourself but the principle has been obfuscated to the point of aburdity. I'm over it. You guys can have your fun.

So basically you want to know why someone would screw with your parody thread when there were about 200 of them on the board and they were all equally as stupid as yours?

And you want to know why they would change yours like you're some victim?

This is absolutely out of hand.

You take yourself far too seriously. Grow a set please.

Dammit, I quit drinking pop. Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for the second half plus gatorade.

Well, let me make a couple suggestions then.

First, if a mod is going to change the title of somebody's thread because they claim (truthfully or falsely) to be merging those threads for paractical reasons, maybe they should also change the thread starter's name to "MERGED THREAD."

Second, if the mod is going to change the title of somebody's thread to the title of his own thread or the title of another thread starter's thread, maybe he should attribute the title of that thread to himself or the person who's title is heading that thread, not another person who's thread had nothing to do with that thread title.

If the mod had merged the title with the thread starter who had originally posted that thread title I would have had no problem whatsoever.

ROFL

It's a message board man. Just a message board.

I stole your rubber penis. It is a grand thing.

No, it appears that mine was the only one that was merged and it looks like it was merged with either the mod's own thread or the thread of someone that he happened to agree with.

As anyone knows, any of those other half-dozen threads will immediately appear on the first page as soon as somebody responds to them.

Look, I don't take my self TOO seriously. But, I'll confess that there are prinicples that I feel very strongly about. For someone to alter another's words or intentions and then basically hem and haw about it like it was totally innocent when their explanation appears to be full of shit...well, that doesn't cut it either.

The mods should change your name to rubberpenischief

Oh for fucks sake! How can someone whine for 5 pages about NOTHING!?

Pen, my god, it's not like you posted a thread about something personally important, like losing a family member or something. If you had, I could understand your position.

But, fuck me, let it go.

Oh for fucks sake! How can someone whine about 5 pages when it's not even ONE! :p

Questions should end with a question mark, not an exclamation point. :p

Oh for fucks sake! How can someone whine for one post about a stupid question mark?

ROFL

Very next post

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL (oh man my side hurts from laughing at this thread)

It is only one page for some of us. ROFL

Donger, I'm not personally offended. I have repeatedly stated that this particular case is insignificant. But, even you have to agree that there is a principle involved. If you are going to change somebody else's words you should assign your own name to that change. Whomever changed the title of my thread changed the intent of my thread. They did not attribute that change to themsleves. They misled others who might view that thread to believe that the title of that thread was my intent, even though it was the opposite of my intent.....and more importantly, it was the intent of the person who changed the title.

So, while the topic is insignificant the behavior is not. Especially coming from a moderator. Moderators are supposed to moderate, not insinuate.

Well shit! I had to read through 5 friggin pages! :cuss:

This thread needs to take on a new direction (aka needs hijacked) so ...

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When posting on this board, nothing is sacred!

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