Chiefs Offseason Planet Evaluation: Bryan Witzmann
 

Next player coming in for his annual review is LG Bryan Witzmann.

Active for 16 games, made 13 starts.

Poll coming faster than Triplette can swing a game's momentum with a holding call.

I can't wait.

I can.

I want that Pibb.

I'm in a hotel tonight. I may see if the vending machine has one.

I thought you gave it up?!

F-

One step at a time. One step at a time. I've cut my consumption roughly in half over the past two months.

I am down two pounds this month, though.

F- was the shit they trotted out back in 2014. Witzmann is more of a D.

Outside of the like one month that Allen wasn't a brokedick, the LG position here has been a total aids dumpster.

If Trai Turner hits UFA, I think they're gonna offer him a mega deal.

It's the only way to do it

Dorsey had 2015, 2016 and 2017 to acquire a true starting left guard.

The “best” guy on the roster was a 27 year old undrafted free agent from South Dakota State.

F-

The last thing I want to see them do is depend on brokedick Ehringer anymore, or sign another jag.

They need to figure out an actual answer finally.

He wasn't THAT bad, but in no way am I defending his play...

He should've been a depth guy

I would have happy feet in the pocket with those two dudes guarding my blind side. Let's hope Patty doesn't tear his spleen too

Passive aggressive death wish is sad!

Considering his status at the beginning of the year, I'll go C flat... looked serviceable here and there

Keep as depth, upgrade on like a mfer