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007 01-31-2013 08:36 PM

RUMOR - Bob Dylan replaces Beyoncé as Super Bowl halftime performer, or so says Tim H
 
http://www.avclub.com/articles/bob-d...line%3Adefault

By Marah Eakin January 30, 2013
Bob Dylan has replaced Beyoncé as the Super Bowl halftime performer—or at least Tim Heidecker says he has. According to the ex-Rolling Stone editor and Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! star, the folk warbler has replaced the pop star after her inauguration lip synching scandal left the country—and sponsor Pepsi—so shocked and saddened that the only cure was a notoriously eccentric 71-year-old.

Reminding the world that nothing screams contact sports like an old man in a floppy bow tie, Dylan even (supposedly) dropped a new single around the announcement. “Running Out The Clock” was (allegedly) recorded around the time of Dylan’s Infidels album in 1983, but hasn’t been released until now. Thank heaven the singer had this song chock full of football metaphors just sitting around, gathering dust on an archives shelf somewhere. Here’s hoping he’s got a bunch of old dance moves in storage, too.

007 01-31-2013 08:36 PM

I can't stand Beyonce but Bob Dylan? JFC HOpe this rumor is not true.

Silock 01-31-2013 08:38 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeverybody MUST GET STONED!

stonedstooge 01-31-2013 08:38 PM

Awesome

MahiMike 01-31-2013 08:39 PM

one of these things is not like the other...

chefs fan in omaha 01-31-2013 08:40 PM

He can mumble out a tune with the best of them

Dayze 01-31-2013 08:40 PM

He's no Eddie Money

007 01-31-2013 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9368848)
one of these things is not like the other...

LMAO

BigRedChief 01-31-2013 08:41 PM

She just did a big pr thing in front of the media today.

stonedstooge 01-31-2013 08:42 PM

Maybe we can have a halftime without all the dipshit dancers in the audience for a change

Jenson71 01-31-2013 08:42 PM

LMAO

Jenson71 01-31-2013 08:42 PM

Sounds like an Onion article

007 01-31-2013 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by La literatura (Post 9368858)
Sounds like an Onion article

This is what I'm hoping. Or maybe he is going to join her at some point on stage and this idiot has it all wrong.

BigRedChief 01-31-2013 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MahiMike (Post 9368848)
one of these things is not like the other...

yep. Lets look at this at halftime instead of listen to someone mumble.
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/122...116bymah0n.jpg

listopencil 01-31-2013 08:45 PM

This?

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b1NBnjzVnoQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



It's horrible.


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