Get your ass OVER! It's the LAW DIPSHIT!
 

Woman gets ticket for driving 2 mph under speed limit

A Maryland woman has gotten a very unusual speeding ticket for driving a mere two miles under the speed limit on Interstate 95.

Local NBC affiliate News4 reports that the woman, who asked to keep her name anonymous, was driving 63 miles per hour in a 65-mph zone. Police say the reason they ticketed her was that she was driving in the left lane reserved for speedier commuters.

"[I was] really shocked," she told the station. "I thought, 'Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me.'"

Of course, commuters who get annoyed by someone hogging the right lane might salute the move.

However, the woman noted the area was experiencing heavy winds at the time and she was only driving under the speed limit as a safety precaution. She also claimed to have never been ticketed before.

"Sometimes when it's dangerous, you have to do what you can to stay safe," she said.

She has one ally on her side: the local branch of AAA.

"The reason [the ticket] is silly is because it's sending the wrong message," said John Townsend of AAA Mid-Atlantic. "And that is, 'We will tolerate you driving at more than the speed limit, but it you drive below the speed limit, then you're penalized for that.'"

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HOORAY! Why don't Missouri cops do the same! PLEASE PULL ALL THESE SLOW BITCHES OVER! PLEASE! It's the ****ing LAW! So get the hell outta my way I got some speeding to do you stupid slow sorry ass BITCHES!

Here's a link to individual state laws.

http://www.mit.edu/~jfc/right.html

You don't own the road. I don't give a shit how you drive, just do it in the right lane. Yeah, that big thing in your rearview mirror....it's a vehicle. The other 20 things in your rearview mirror....they are 20 other vehicles that your STUPID ASS IS HOLDING UP IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC! Why are you such a ****ing MORON!

GET YOUR ASS OVER!

Good work, Mr. Police Man.

You have anger problems.

I have a hard time justifying the ticket with logic, but I'll be damned if it doesn't feel awesome to have one of these assholes penalized for being so annoying.

YES!!! finally something the Police are doing that benefits society.

you don't have the balls to just push them off the highway? pfffft

Bullshit.

I am seriously you guys!

why do people have to be so mother****ing insensitive to my needs?

get your law abiding goody two shoes ass over.

if I'm toodling down the road in the left lane doing 70 passing cars and someone comes up on me, I GET THE **** OVER! common ****ing courtesy AND...after speed racer passes me I can fall in behind him and do 80!

Finially!! Left lane slowpokes are horrible shitheads.

**** off bitch, you should've driven safely under the speed limit in the right lane.

and don't even get me started on "let one in and GO"!
you don't let TWO in.
you don't let NONE in.
JFC figure it out ya stupid bastards!


(yes....I have anger issues.....)

They are also a hazard as they are impeding traffic.

YES! YES! YES!
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If only they would do this in Texas.

Electric chair.