Attack of the nOObs!
 

What's the deal? Were we all supposed to create a mult this week and manage multiple voices in our heads? I'm already doing that with George Blowfish! And I can barely control him!

There's a notorious net full of nattering nOOb naybobs nesting in our lounge. Where's our mods?

Somebody stop this before I go QUAD!

George is spot on.

ura nOOb nOOb

Sounds like I signed up at a bad time.

How's about you and I play a little game? It's called "Shut Up" You go first, ready?

You get n00bs when a huge group of people suddenly start caring about your team...

?? You seem kind of miserable little buddy.

LMAO

To all noobs: Speak only when spoken to, or you will be forced to water the aids tree!

Are we sure it's not a counter attack from the Orangemane?

I am new here. I just got 56k internet and discovered Chiefsplanet. I am a big fan of Kansas City ever since Christian Okoye and Derrick Thomas in Tecmo Super Bowl!

WAR CHIEFS!!!

Is this where new people introduce themselves? I've been looking for a place to do that. My name's Jason. I'm originally from Overland Park, but now I'm on the East Coast. I'm 27. I'm a man.

Oh boy it's jim rome. :#

I can see I haven't missed much today.

I do apologize. If I would have known that kind of thing was frowned upon around here I would have said something more appropriate.

GO CHIEFS!!:clap:

Not until you're 40, son.

who cares about the chiefs?

I'm 29. I'm also a man. A Kansas City Chief lovin' man! Bring on the draft and season! I'm ready. Now that we have a real coach!

Can someone teach me about casino cash? Is that how the Chiefs have stayed in business over the years?

Thanks Mike.

21. Dude. New guy. Guess there's a lot of us?

Go Chiefs!!!!!

Welcome! Nice first post! C-H-I-E-F-S CHIEFS!!!!

Could you just let the n00bs figure it out for themselves, please? :D

Some dumb **** signed up with IAmTheWalrus. Get your own ****ing name stupid ass nOOb

Priest Holmes was the shit!! remember him?

LMAO not bad, for a n00b.

WooWoo

Some of these jokers seem real enough, but such a big influx in just one morning/afternoon?

It has the highly coordinated hallmarks of a terrorist organization...

I'm guessing they lurked during the SOC era, and, now that change has come, they're all jumping on board.

I am new to the internet and to the board. Long time KC Chiefs fan here!! I can't wait to see Jamal Charles in Andy's screen game!!

Sure wish I hadn't asked for gold bars now. Would love to unleash a good negging.

LMAO

It's "Jamaal", dumbass.

Noobs please report to new member orientation for training on how to be sufficiently racist, misogynistic, homophobic, and unsympathetic toward the mentally ill

Oh, yes. That sounds like my kind of place. Is it in the Danica Patrick thread?

You're 29 and new to the internet?

Are you Amish?

A telling slip -- like Michael Fassbender using the wrong fingers to order drinks in German in "Inglourious Basterds."

Assault rifles were made for the rush of nOObs on days like this.

There's some places in Kansas that probably still don't have internet service.

What happened to your pretty green rep?

If Obama has his way, this place will be overrun with n00bs. Our way of life as we know it will be over.

ROFL

As if Obama actually cares about us internet guys.

I really wish Skip Towne was here today.

And I hate Skip.

I made a joke, asking for gold bars because I'm a greedy bastard and wanted to go skiing.

Red was all the mods had available at the time. LMAO

OK.....
WHAT.....
in the ****.....
is going ON!??!!??

****ATTENTION ALL NOOBS****

If you send a Private Message to user Bob Dole, he will give you a ton of casino cash and he will make your rep bar fully green.

PM sent.

Is this all the work of one or two people? Because it certainly feels that way to me.

nu uh

THREAD CHANGE!

attack of the boobs

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-vz7yN9Ma_..._jan04_162.jpg

Yes, that's a great thread for picking up basic skills in both misogyny and objectification

it only works if you are noob

You're sounding eerily like another long time poster here...

THIS...is my guess...ROFL

Are you a scout leader by chance?

You omitted gun fetishists.

Why do you ask?

I love how they also feel the need to point out that they are men. Trust me, that's generally assumed until proven otherwise.

hey guys!
I'm frank o tank.
I enjoy drunken staggering walks on the beach and taco bell at 3 am.

Nice to meet you, Frank.

What did you expect was going to happen with The Save Our Chiefs moment, the banners and with the hirings of the last 2 weeks?

http://www.digitalsec.net/stuff/fun/misc/noob.jpg

:D

pm bob dole -- he's the casino cash rep.

What is going on in here?

I'm still awaiting a response. How much casino cash does he give out? Is casino cash redeemable for hookers and blow?

Can somebody teach me about the casino?

ROFL:popcorn:

see post #68 and welcome to the board. are you a towelhead by chance?

I don't think I'm allowed to PM him yet. When can I PM him?

Are you asking if I'm of Middle Eastern descent, or is this some sort of strange propositioning tactic?

I'm loochy and I like steak.

See below. You must send a Private Message to Bob Dole to find out about these things.

I already sent one. He hasn't responded.