got the tax return today...need some advice!
 

And it's not on fun gear like guitars or stereo equipment! (Money has already been spent to pay off my credit card. Which means I can walk into any store and get whatever I want!!!!.)

Anyways!

I got my return and my wife's return e-filed to my account. I'm writing a check for $1,000 to her. On the check I want to put something in the "for." location on the check. I can't decide if I want to put "down payment for anal sex." or something else full of...."taste.":evil:

Any other ideas?

Services Rendered is always good. The imagination is a powerful thing.

For : "Chiefs season tickets"

Down payment for clit reduction surgery.

Well, here in Kansas we are not supposed to get out refund checks so enjoy!

Down payment for "the Shocker"

"Breast Enhancement Surgery down payment"

I was hoping for something vulgar.......but my god......you're right!!!

Wait a minute....you & your wife have separate checking accounts?

best way to do it IMO

No need. We're talking a perk 24 year old 36-D rack.

My wife told me it was illegal. Damn that woman.

My sympathies! ROFL

"Anal Glaucoma treatment"

Maybe it has something to do with this thread?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=202528

ROFL

Get this though! I pay most of the bills...therefore most decisions are mine. I of course ask for her opinion but her opinion is usually "Whatever you want to do."

If I lived in fear how a lot of guys live in fear of their wives I would have never gotten married.

Does your wife work?

Send her a note that says
"I'm keeping the money"

anal bleaching?

vaginal reconstruction?

Michael Jackson childrens fund?

Yup. I just make more money than her. She's a lab tech at MU. Most of her money goes to a car payment, student loans etc....

Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.

No problem. I make more than my wife, but all our money goes into one account...well, two accounts, but they are under both our names. We make bigger purchase decisions together. I've never wanted to get into the "this is my money, this is your money" deal.

But, to each their own. /end of hijack

How much money you got?

Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."

$1000, no?

http://www.queer.de/publisher/pics/S...s-Patty200.jpg


There's not any likeness. But pretty much the same idea. Nothing could make that appealing to me.

I wrote my dad a check one time and in the ledger put "Chinee drinky girl"

MMkay, how about "[insert name of her best friend]'s abortion of [your name]'s child." You know, something fun like that.

You know I was thinking "abortion." but you know...that's in really bad taste. But it's really funny to me for some reason.

Semen Delivery service

a heavy dose of chapstick
then kiss it
goodbye

"Relieving blueballs - service rendered"

:evil: Throat time.

On a funny note my wife called. When I told her I was writing her a check she asked "you're going to put something ****ed up on the check aren't you?"

God I love that woman.

"Bring back tags"

"new shoes you'll never see"/tag

vaginal "rejuvenation"

Me Too!

sack lift

"Penis removal"

"hired hottie for threesome"

I do not want your cottage cheese thighs.

STD treatment...

:whackit:

In that case, can you spend a grand on Viagra?:rolleyes:

Receiving heavy doses of Man Spackle

Plumbing inspection

Pics needed, to make a fair judgement :)

"Stripper - Bank Officer Retirement Party"

"bonus for superb knob polishing"

Masterbation services
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Tea-bag therapy.

Keep Quiet Money. No more bitching!

Rusty trombone and dirty sanchez
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Anal Cherry Popping

Douching lessons
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Keep it simple OP; "for deposit only" (and just tell your wife to use her best judgement on what you plan on dpositing and where).

cleveland steamer

You pay your taxes? WTF are you, a Republican?

docking fees

It is only a birthmark...

Seriously...

Penicillin will cure it, the internet and the doctor says it cure it in most cases...

Thread completely worthless without pics!!!!!