ROFL

Get this though! I pay most of the bills...therefore most decisions are mine. I of course ask for her opinion but her opinion is usually "Whatever you want to do."

If I lived in fear how a lot of guys live in fear of their wives I would have never gotten married.

Does your wife work?

Send her a note that says
"I'm keeping the money"

anal bleaching?

vaginal reconstruction?

Michael Jackson childrens fund?

Yup. I just make more money than her. She's a lab tech at MU. Most of her money goes to a car payment, student loans etc....

Hmm. As a professional, I'm gonna have to see those, er, her, in order to help you out. You know, as a professional.

No problem. I make more than my wife, but all our money goes into one account...well, two accounts, but they are under both our names. We make bigger purchase decisions together. I've never wanted to get into the "this is my money, this is your money" deal.

But, to each their own. /end of hijack

How much money you got?

Ok, how about, "Wife's Sister's Breast Enhancement Surgery."

$1000, no?

http://www.queer.de/publisher/pics/S...s-Patty200.jpg


There's not any likeness. But pretty much the same idea. Nothing could make that appealing to me.

I wrote my dad a check one time and in the ledger put "Chinee drinky girl"

MMkay, how about "[insert name of her best friend]'s abortion of [your name]'s child." You know, something fun like that.

You know I was thinking "abortion." but you know...that's in really bad taste. But it's really funny to me for some reason.