No, see, it involves being a douche.

Adopt a douchey internet persona. It works for Hootie, and he's convinced he's witty now. You get attention and a false sense of confidence.

Just a thought :shrug:

(SEE BLAISE, I'M NOT DOUCHEY. I HELP PEOPLE)

Ah, now I see. That was extremely specific and informative. Thanks.

See to honor you I'm trying to get more votes but look at all these douchebags you put me with I'm calling shinanigans. I can't get even get enough votes by lying to the peeps that I would buy their votes. That's being a douche all right.

You're welcome. Best of luck. I doubt you'll win this year, but seems like you're on your way for 2014.

Zoccermom is hanging in there

You obviously don't spend much time in DC.

Don't start now. That place is a ****ing cesspool. They even have threads about it.

Oh jee wonder why?

"They"? You're part of it.

I spent a little time there. Enough to never wanna go back lol. But as much as I really don't care for politically austere individuals, a fanatical Bronco homer on a Chiefs board takes the cake for me.

You're better off. It's like how the Joker described Gotham City - "Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else."

Is this the last regional? This is taking for ****ing ever. I want my prize.

I usually don't like voting in these polls because I pretty much like everyone on here and don't take anything too seriously. but, I voted Wikedson. Simply from the standpoint of his stance on guns. That's it. I'm sure he's a good dude etc. But if I had to vote, that would be it.

Shut up, douche!