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TambaBerry 10-07-2014 11:23 AM
Am I going to die?
 
Ever since Sunday night I've had on again off again fever and runny nose and sore throat and coughing. Do I have Ebola? Am I going to die?

WhawhaWhat 10-07-2014 11:24 AM
Do you have anything of value that I can have?

FlaChief58 10-07-2014 11:26 AM
Yes, we all are

Big Poppa Payne 10-07-2014 11:26 AM
Did you use one of the Jacksonville Jaguars towels? If so you probably do have Ebola.

thabear04 10-07-2014 11:29 AM
I bet you didn't send those chain letters to 10 people.

Sandy Vagina 10-07-2014 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by dingleberry (Post 10991473)
Ever since Sunday night I've had on again off again fever and runny nose and sore throat and coughing. Do I have Ebola? Am I going to die?
My name is Dr. Douche. Can I be of assistance? :)

J Diddy 10-07-2014 11:37 AM
Mmmmm

Shake it off.

BigRichard 10-07-2014 11:40 AM
Rub some dirt in it and get back in there.

Why Not? 10-07-2014 01:13 PM
Sounds more like Aids than Ebola. Just light yourself on fire and you will be a legend here for years to come

Dave Lane 10-07-2014 01:15 PM
Dibs on the casino cash!

Eleazar 10-07-2014 01:17 PM
Ebola has a known susceptibility to ethylene glycol. You could try some of that.

FlaChief58 10-07-2014 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 10991730)
Ebola has a known susceptibility to ethylene glycol. You could try some of that.
yes, but it is only effective when used in conjunction with a fire created from the wood of a tree infected with the acquired immune deficiency syndrome virus

Pitt Gorilla 10-07-2014 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 10991832)
yes, but it is only effective when used in conjunction with a fire created from the wood of a tree infected with the acquired immune deficiency syndrome virus
LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts 10-07-2014 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 10991724)
Dibs on the casino cash!
Noted.

Rain Man 10-07-2014 02:21 PM
It sounds more like ALS, but I think you only get that if your head is exposed to sudden bursts of icy water.


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