Sorry, my non-mouse hand is busy.:whackit:

Damn, I'm burning up. It must be about 90 in my basement.

http://www.mrcase.com/estore/assets/...ges/635974.jpg

ROFL

Utter disgrace

My thermostat say 72.

I don't get it.

What do you all think of COWher retiring? Do you think he'd be willing to moooove to the midwest to coach the Chiefs?

cows have utters don't they if I am not mi"steak"en

This girl needs to hurry up and get outta the damn shower so I can go over to her house and pound the living shit outta her.

We never turn ours higher than 68.

I should have "steer"ed clear of this topic

I still don't get it.

It's set at 69. It's saying it's 72 right now though. I'm gonna put some socks on.

Hey, did you know that if you spell socks, then you're saying something in Spanish? Eso si que es. It is what it is.

Are you kidding me?? LMAO

hmmm I don't know what my veal is tonight

Are you making puppy related jokes?

I aint barking up that tree

Porque tu mucho frio..que es la temperature en vivo de springfield hoy en la noche??

:shake: terible

cow jokes aren't funny, sir.

This was my fantasy football team's roster. Guess my record with a 14 game schedule.

QB: Drew Brees, Carson Palmer
RB: Tiki Barber, Joseph Addai, Kevin Jones, Reuben Droughns
WR: Torry Holt, Donald Driver, Roy Williams, Lee Evans
TE: L.J. Smith, Owen Daniels
PK: Matt Stover
D/ST: Dolphins

I don't have a beef with them.

kayate!!! ROFL

My online translator says: Eso si que es=Of course that is

que=what

porque=why

este=this

¡Cállate!

Si usted roba un banco y ustedes son pantalones se caen, pienso que debe reírse bien y dejar a la risa de rehenes también, porque, venga en, la vida es graciosa.

**** you

sorry for milkin it

LMAO

Simma down now. Simma down. Old joke amongst friends.

:)

Don't have a cow, man.

Heh. Reminds me of correcting 300 level Spanish when students made literal translations and used online translators.

Are you fluent in Spanish? Did that make any sense to you?

Huard quizá el hijo de Dios. El mece no sólo el país pero la ciudad. Yo lo vi abre para fusiles y rosas. La piedra rodante dijo que él preparó el camino para el metallica

I got a seal of excellence on my high school diploma for foreign language (Spanish). I've forgotten most of it.

I was a half of a credit shy of getting a seal of excellence in business eduation too. I took typing instead of keyboarding.

Ingles, por favor.

It's pretty funny translating stuff into Spanish, and then translating it back.

I started with:

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

En espanol:

Si usted roba un banco y ustedes son pantalones se caen, pienso que debe reírse bien y dejar a la risa de rehenes también, porque, venga en, la vida es graciosa.

Then translated back into English:

If you steal a bank and you are trousers they fall down, I think that he must laugh well and stop to the laugh of hostages also, because, it avenges in, the life is graceful.

something about laughing, pants, and a bank..it made no sense to me..I can speak it better than writing or reading it..

Huard perhaps the God's son. The mece not only the country but the city. I saw it it opens for rifles and roses. The rolling stone said that he prepared the way for the metallica

it's if your robbing a bank and your pants fall down don't shoot hostigages because come on life is funny

Typing is probably more useful where you are but... everyone should learn at least one foreign language.

Riffles and roses! lol guns and roses

Basic words can translate differently depending on the sentence. You try to translate a sentence as a whole, literally, and who knows what you might get.

I am just glad i learned latin

They told us in high school that we needed two years of spanish to enroll in a four-year college. What a crock that turned out to be.

Caray Carl! :cuss:

Eh. I sucked at typing too. I got extra credit for that class by helping the teacher grade papers for her Intro to Business class (which I had aced the year before).

damn taco bell never tasted finer.

I took two years of Spanish and I'd still couldn't speak it to save my life.

same here

Intro to business lol what the hell do you do in that class. Ok guys you want to spend less than you take in. Class dismissed!

I can understand some spanish because I hear it all the time at work.

Yep. It is funny when you read what it actually says and pretty funny when you realize what the person had wanted to say. Online translations are pretty easy to spot because they are very literal and have trouble deciding which word to use when a word has two meanings in one language and multiple words for the various meanings in the other language.

Yo travajo con bastante guatemaltacos y mexicanos y honduranos para dias y ses anos..mi maestro es Jose- Davila-Montenegro

I barely know english, please people don't make my brain hurt.

A majority of the class was learning the basic spreadsheet. Assets/expenses, credits/debits, what fell into which category, etc. Then we basically ran the books for a mock company. I couldn't believe that some people actually struggled in that class.

damn i go and watch 3 simpsons episodes and i come back the page is 20 pages longer...

damn nite crew

it's all because of me slag. Scoll back a couple pages i posted a pic of the rash on my balls

We're going to have the drink of choice thread on the run soon.

It turned me on.

How do you get the` over trevin`o??where is that key?/

i shot the sheriff

I figured as much i went back one page and saw the spanish jibberish

I am honored not to have viewed the Imperfection on the family jewels

My magic Spanish 8-ball tells me:

I travajo with enough guatemaltacos and Mexicans and honduranos for days and ses years .. my teacher is Jose - Davila-Montenegro

You my friend might have the post count to do it

dias y ses=10 +6=16 years

correct

I'm only at 38. Bug, how many for you?

That would be dies y seis.

thats what she said

I am not sure if is a rash. I am pretty sure rashes don't weep this much

:rolleyes: OK,luv :shake:

That would really help you learn Italian. Women loooooove Italian. Even bad Italian. ;)

what about men? Do men love italian because I want some stone hard balls right in my face.

Btw, my fantasy team went 6-8 :shake:
In case you were wondering a couple pages ago.

dias = days
dies = 10

ses = ?
seis = 6

Sorry to be annoying. Correcting spelling and grammar is a bad habit.

How many what, posts on this thread?

That is very interesting- you substituted the letter v for the letter b in the word trabajo. Did you read that somewhere or is that how you hear it?


Oh, btw it's dieciseis not dias y ses.