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gblowfish 02-27-2013 09:56 AM

Melvin R. Weatherwax: Ass Kicker and Name Taker!
 
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Melvin R. Weatherwax: If it wasn't for the police, he'd a kicked Burrito Bill's Ass! How awesome is Melvin R. Weatherwax?

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

There used to be a street named after Melvin Weatherwax, but it was changed because nobody crosses Melvin Weatherwax and lives.

Melvin Weatherwax has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

Melvin Weatherwax has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Melvin Weatherwax can cut through a hot knife with butter

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Death once had a near-Melvin Weatherwax experience

Melvin Weatherwax is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Melvin Weatherwax can slam a revolving door.

Melvin Weatherwax will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Melvin Weatherwax allows to live.

Melvin Weatherwax doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Melvin Weatherwax doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

Melvin Weatherwax does not sleep. He waits.

Melvin Weatherwax made a Happy Meal cry.

Melvin Weatherwax knows what he did, tomorrow.

Melvin Weatherwax knows Victoria's Secret.

Don't mess with Melvin R. Weatherwax!
http://www.cyclones.com/ViewArticle.dbml?ATCLID=1352045

loochy 02-27-2013 09:58 AM

That man is no Chuck Norris.

HC_Chief 02-27-2013 09:59 AM

haha, awesome :thumb:

gblowfish 02-27-2013 10:06 AM

Melvin R. Weatherwax is a GOD at Iowa State!
http://www.isualum.org/en/awards/dis...atherwax_2013/

Reerun_KC 02-27-2013 10:09 AM

Bill had to laugh.

HC_Chief 02-27-2013 10:09 AM

MRW done got flicked.

http://i.minus.com/ibeKzv7mH6q5L0.gif

Reerun_KC 02-27-2013 10:10 AM

Probably rustshak or his dad.

gblowfish 02-27-2013 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 9444349)
Bill had to laugh.

Bill lives in fear from this day forward....

Reerun_KC 02-27-2013 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9444363)
Bill lives in fear from this day forward....

LMAO

gblowfish 02-27-2013 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by HC_Chief (Post 9444350)

Burrito Bill has not accounted for the second horseman of the apocalypse, MRS WEATHERWAX, who was about to spring into action before the police jumped in.

Reerun_KC 02-27-2013 10:17 AM

http://www2.kusports.com/news/2013/f...-cyclones-fan/

Self not scared....

HC_Chief 02-27-2013 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9444368)
Burrito Bill has not accounted for the second horseman of the apocalypse, MRS WEATHERWAX, who was about to spring into action before the police jumped in.

Ha! Need a gif of her wildly swinging that purse...

gblowfish 02-27-2013 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 9444369)

Melvin R. Weatherwax says: "BRING IT ON, BURRITO BILL!"

Reerun_KC 02-27-2013 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9444395)
Melvin R. Weatherwax says: "BRING IT ON, BURRITO BILL!"

ROFL

Dave Lane 02-27-2013 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9444363)
Bill lives in fear from this day forward....

He's just yelling "SCOREBOARD BITCH!!!"


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