Crying kids at restaurants
 

I’m sitting here at Big Bisquit trying to enjoy a nice breakfast. I’m solo this am as the family slept in. So, I though a nice, peaceful breakfast out would be a great way to start the day.

Unfortunately, this family with 5 kids in the 1 to 7 age range is seated right next to me. The 3ish year old boy starts bitching and crying. Mom, who obviously hasn’t ever heard of birth control, seems to think it’s cute. It’s a good thing I’m hungry, because I’d like to jam my biscuit in the little rat bastards mouth. Meanwhile, the next older brother is coughing non stop and sounds like he has whooping cough.

Now, my peaceful breakfast sucks, I may need antibiotics, and my blood pressure is up.

Take your sick and crying kids outside people. ****ing idiots.

And no, I can’t choke them out.
Flame away

Just choke them out.

Yay, now whooping cough is crying too.

People with kids shouldn’t take them anywhere. Got it.

You should have just hit a Hardee's drive thru, grabbed a pork chop biscuit.

Then went home and woke the wife up with a stiff poker

Kids cry. Who cares.

Im literally sitting in a hardees drive through right now waiting on my pork chop and gravy biscuit.

Kids cry sometimes. What are the parents supposed to do just never go anywhere? If you wanted a peaceful breakfast, you should have made it yourself and ate at home.

Well, at least it isn't the saddest thread he's made.

You know what to do next, hurry home :thumb:

Should've given those kids a good ol' fashioned whooping.

I did that before I left.

Tell 'em to stop crossing the border and go back to Overland Park because they obviously aren't the good border crossers

I took crying kids outside when they were little. You know, respect for others and all. And the crying wasn’t as bad as the sick coughing kid.

Lol. Like your good threads are? Quit breathing my air