National Football Post's first 2013 mock
 

You aren't going to like it...

http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/...t-10-3639.html

For some reason it won't let me copy and paste it on my PS3. They have you guys drafting OT Luke Joeckel, and Geno falls to #9.

I will not give 2 shits about the chiefs next year if this happens. I barely care as-is.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait a sec, I was thinking Travis Wilson, Fullback, Kansas State

If they pick on OT with the # 1 overall pick, the entire Kansas City metro area will implode.

Ice pick, please.

Jarvis Jones 29? What a ****ing joke of a mock.

This

They have Chance Womack, a guard from Alabama going 4th overall?

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Now that's value.

They also have an OG going 4th, and another 8th.

No worries here because we've been drafting an OT every year for years it seems if you go by mock drafts. If it's not a QB it'll be Teo or Jarvis Jones.

Wow. Whoever did this mock is a moron.

Hi, I just got back from the future. You'll never believe this: Jarvis Jones got busted at the NFL Combine for possession of cocaine and child pornography.

It makes you wonder why someone would start a thread and post it.

This is the worst mock I think I've ever seen.

And that's really saying something, because I go into draft planet sometimes.

ROFL, I didn't even look at who the TS was.

Welp, this thread is done. LMAO

9 offensive linemen in the first round, including 2 Interior offensive linemen in the top 10. Coupled with 8 defensive linemen.

He's saying 17 of the first 32 picks are going to be linemen?

Really?

This thread is a Joeckel

LMAO

Fixed

They obviously didn't see Stephenson play.

RG3 and Luck have ruined people for college QB prospects.

I wonder how many mock drafts knowmo went through before he found this one to post?

All that mock means is that you do not have to give 2 shits about National Football Post's mock drafts.

That's just lazy writing by a guy that didn't bother to do any homework outside of 2 or 3 teams before putting pen to paper.

This.

ROFL

They pass on a QB because there isn't one worth the #1 pick.

But they take a LT, even though there ISN'T ONE WORTH THE #1 PICK.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

They won't. Joeckel is the only tackle in this draft with a high first round grade and it's in the 7-10 range.

Seems like this is the case we have. I don't understand it. I would think that RGtriple I & Luck would make teams want to draft a kid like Geno Smith and Barkley. I would think that the success they are having in the pros would help give notion to Geno Smith & or Barkley have the same kind of success in the pros. So I would think it would push their draft stock into the top 5 including the first over all pick. That is just my thinking tho.

Pioli already drafted Albert's replacement. If he is still here and the Chiefs have the first overall pick, I think he trades down and goes corner or d-line (again :facepalm:).

Some random tweet from some hockey and golf writer:

Andrew DeWitt ‏@DeWittCBS
@Jacobs71 Stop telling people that Geno is a franchise quarterback. He throws into zones. He doesn't make reads.

LMAO

What a ****ing dumbass

**** you, Knowmo.

This mock is pure ****ing uninformed garbage that makes no ****ing sense. You posted it to troll.

Go **** your mother, sister, father, brother, and cat. And get AIDS. And I hope a 400 lb man shoves broken glass up your peehole while anal raping you with a rusty crowbar.

****. You.

The dumbass sent me this article to prove that Geno can't/doesn't make any reads:

http://smartfootball.com/gameplannin...essful-offense

THIS

I'm going to neg rep you so ****ing hard you won't be able to ****ing see straight you ****ing worthless human being.

You're a goddamned cancerous polyp on the anus of humanity. You don't matter.

Go. ****. Yourself.

When I'm done with you you'll WISH you had the rep points of Cassel's Reckoning.

Why do these idiots think we are drafting oline every year?

Yes, taking a tackle makes tons of sense. It's not like we have a young line that we've spent a lot of picks on already.

Mocks are better when the people doing them have a clue.

Geno at 9?

draft Te'o and trade back up for Geno! everybody wins!

Will there ever be a year in which these internet idiots choose a position other than offensive line for the Chiefs first round draft choice?

Geno Smith is the guy in a gangbang with a 9" penis trying to follow Lex Steele.

FIFY

Good point.

This might be my favorite post of the year.

Ha ha, really? 2 guards get picked before any QB?

Troll

It's not just a lack of understanding of the Chiefs' particular situation.

It's his gross miscalculation of the value of the offensive linemen in this draft.

Joeckel to ANYBODY in the top 3 is a horrible, horrible reach.

If the Chiefs have the 1st overall pick, it's a certainty that they will pick a QB, probably Smith. I'm really worried that they won't get the 1st overall pick and I'm not sold on Barkley and Wilson.

Barring some unforeseen turnaround, they will be drafting in the Top 3 and taking either Barkley or Geno. OR BY GAWD, I WILL KILL A PUPPY, MAYBE 2!

I will be shocked if they actually do take a QB in the first round at all.

Sorry, just too much history says they won't, but I hope they do.

I am afraid what I see happening from watching this team most of my life is
after Sunday's performance, Quinn is sold as the answer to Clark, for better or for worse.

( I know this is going to be like farting in the hot tub, but Quinn could be very good, we shall see.)

He really hasn't had the reps in the NFL to determine one way or another.

Once he gets his confidence, who knows what will happen? To say he doesn't have 10 x the skills as the ****stick #7 we have been stuck with watching the last four years, is disingenuous.

I think Quinn is going to be the guy whether Scott Pioli is retained or not.

Hopefully, the tiger changes his stripes, but he is going to have to show it to me. I have been let down just too many times, and Quinn was one of them back in the 2007 draft.

The blood of this puppy is now on YOUR hands

http://www.rgbstock.com/cache1nETXi/...00/mhBIvBU.jpg

Oh crap, I love dogs. Can you do a cat, just this once?

I murder cats just for fun. This puppy is serious business.

That's reeruned. Joeckel's good, but first overall is a pretty big reach. Could see the Chargers taking him 6th overall if AJ gets fired, because our O-line is a disaster.

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Ok, well in the interest of the puppy, the Chiefs will without a doubt take Gino Smith in the first round. :D

Nah, people said the same thing would happen if we still had Cassel this year.

Exactly.

If we have the #1 overall pick there's no other position to take. And from here it's hard to see someone get a hardon so big for anyone other than Geno that they'd trade up to the #1 with us.

If we have the top pick they may not want to go QB, but they literally have no other choice.

Even if Albert leaves and QB wasn't a need I wouldn't go LT in the first. Stephenson has shown enough to give him a chance at the starting job

This is jus' ridicaluss.

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You laugh but this will happen...

Chiefs history is pretty damning but in the end the intent of our GM(hopefully new) will be more important. I would be very surprised if we don't go QB if Pioli is replaced. Hard to see a new GM come in and look at our roster and then go LB with the 1st overall pick. That or I am just trying to trick myself.

no

Much like the OP

If anything other than QB selected first, be prepared for Crennel to remain HC.

Who else would come coach this team and not have a needed 1st round QB leading this team?

Nobody is taking Luke Joeckel #1 overall. Nobody.

The coaching decision will be made LONG before the draft.

Have you been following this team long? How did you like the Tyson Jackson pick? McCluster? Jr. Siavii? Ryan Sims?

None of which were the #1 overall pick.

HEY GUYS WHAT ABOUT COLIN KLEIN FIRST OVERALL HE'LL PROBABLY WIN THE HEISMAN HE'S LIKE A TEBOW WHO CAN THROW AND HE'S FROM THE HOMETOWN

Maybe that was before our MLB went all thug life

They had this moron on 610 this morning. Saying we need to backfill for Albert since he is leaving, and Winston is not a long term solution. Wow.

More importantly, how did the hosts of the show respond? Did they agree with him?

FYP

BIG mistake.

Do you want to have to call timeout every 5 minutes to clean up the blood on the field from his elbows? Come on!

They didn't really react which I agree. It's an interview, you have the "expert on". You let them say their piece.

They said when the interview was done they go back and forth on what to do but ultimately still think you take a QB.

Actually, I was just trying to make a joke about Klein being a FB. Not that the Chiefs will draft him. ;)

Geno Smith all the way, baby. No puppies get killed this time.

Wait a sec, CK's NOT a FB?

BTW, Thanks for your efforts to save that poor defenseless puppy. It's not his fault that the Chiefs management sucks.