2013 Douche of the Year Poll - Round 1 - The Skip Towne Region
 

After the last two regions, this one's a bit of a let down. I don't see any Final Four douches out of this group. But what do I know? Somebody might surprise.

Field of 15 - Top 4 advance to the Douchy Not-So-Sweet 16. Vote for as many douches as you'd like.

The poll will close in 24 hours.

Let's get it on! :rockon:

I got this.

Sandanesky and its not even close.

Sweet Dick Willie and it isn't even close. He even basically said if the team doesn't take Geno his account will be abandoned. What a douche.

That would be Setsuna who was in the other poll.

Pretty light competition here. There are some lucky douches out there that they weren't put in this heat.

All our best douches are getting banned....damn the luck!

I think it's going to be a 3 way race b/w Ceph, RunKC, and Twitter boy.

I could see Joey getting a late push though.

Dane has his fair share of haters on here. I'd be shocked if he doesn't move to the next round.

Please don't vote for me!

CT is gonna run away with this round

Ceph with the early lead over Dane. I'm surprised!

Wow, CT running at 60% early on. Bl4ckmon finished with over 63%.

Is that mark in jeopardy?

I only voted for ROR

Why are you voting for me? What did I do?

Every once in a while there are posters listed who I don't recognize because I've become so dependent on associating them with their avatars and not their username.

What are you talking bout ! :drool:

Do people really think this hurts? Welcome to 2013 twitter is where you get the news first.

I just didn't want to type out the full name. Ocelots are renowned for their lethargic qualities at times.

Who's twitter boy?

I hear he's been posting in this thread. Can't confirm though.

Most of us have these things called "jobs" and "lives" that are more important than hearing every crumb of information the second it is released.

So yeah, it should hurt because it shows what a loser you are.

You keep saying this maybe 1 day it might come true. If you ever get your old ass to Maryland i will buy you a drink.

I like the info ChiefsandOs posts via twitter (still to lethargic to type it out entirely, apologies) for the most part, FWIW

This poll should be public. I'd like to know the ****sticks that have voted for me.

Oh, we all like the information, but some of you act like it would never make it here if not for him.

I voted for Gonzo. I'm hoping he did the same for me when I was also getting my ass kicked.

I voted for you.

LMAO

:deevee:

Oh, Dane. I'm actually not mad or sad at all. I don't take this board that seriously. I'm just really, really curious..

Did you really vote for me, Frazzie?

Well **** my tits. I wish I was in this tournament. Maybe next year

Does that bother you?

Hey Aids
winner winner chicken dinner

Nah, breh. Not at all.

Just curious, like I said.

FWIW, it was an afterthought. It's a weak region. I had to vote for somebody. :shrug:

LMAO **** you!

:D

I voted for you for spamming the board with 18 posts since you joined. :p

I voted for you because you seemed like the kind of guy who would call me a ****stick. :p

18 total posts and you make the "douche list?" WTH? :spock:

I voted for Gonzo because he doesn't maintain an adequately strong hand with his wife. She runs around here like an undomesticated woman. :p

I voted for you. As Val Kilmer said in Real Genius, it was a "moral imperative." :D

Just when I thought we were making headway in our relationship...

Somebody nominated him. Don't remember who.

Well well well, everyone seems to hate Dr beta what a surprise.

Also who is "something cooler", or what was his previous username?

Something cooler is Joey. Who is Dr. Beta?

Dr Beta is the douchebag whose entire persona and self worth rely soley on medical school, you know the one person on the board with a medical condition for a username who happens to be leading the poll. The guy who when someone says they have a date chimes in with "omg pics? pics? pics? pics?" and then when I post a ripped fitness model I actually banged tries to say "omg bbw, bo jackson legs, gross".

He is the one and only... Dr Beta

Who is that, he was being an idiot in a thread towards me and one or two idiots chimed in with "don't you know who that is?". Like I was supposed to know or he was some stud on the board.

You know, he's actually toned things down a bit lately.

Could it be I end up getting along with both of you? LMAO

I have him pegged to a "T" and he god damn well knows it which is why he doesn't ever engage me anymore and hides instead.

I think my realization about you was hilarious actually, it started with you and I being the only ones to call bullshit on the Travon article. Then it just kept happening over and over in different threads requiring original thought until finally I was like "shit I guess he is intelligent and thinks for himself/forms his own opinion", albeit...much like you I'd imagine...quite begrudgingly at first. :toast:

It's all good. Contrary to what some people think, I'd much sooner just get along with people than bicker and argue all day. I get along with far more people than I don't get along with.

I just tend to not get along with those few people...... loudly. :)

Still think you're trying to draw me in for a murder, I am pretty sure I was your most hated poster for 5 years, with good reason admittedly.

Is Sweet Dick Willy Slayer Diablo or whatever that gloriously awkward teenager with the cringe inducing picture years ago? Was he also the leader of the Scanlon club? I hate username changes, they should be locked after 2-3 years or 1K posts.

Maybe for a while. It's not like you post all that much. I never disliked you half as much as I do Skip, or a 100th as much as I do Wickedson.

Slayer is a three time Nobel Peace prize winner in astrophysics next to Herpes Dick Willie.

No, he's a lot older than Slayer Diablo.

Sweet Dick Willy is Raised On Riots/Darth Carl Satan.

And a lot dumber

And he's not even a Chiefs fan and has repeatedly admitted it

He's a Mizzou guy. I've always gotten along with him. Although I understand why many haven't.

Yeah, that's right. I couldn't remember what ROR stood for.

I don't think Slayer posts here anymore. I met him when he and Bearcat were up in Chicago a couple of years ago. He's all grown up now.

Yeah, Slayer came back briefly a year or two ago to check in, but that's the last I saw of him. I said that SDW/ROR/DCS was older because he seems to have more knowledge of 70s/80s pop culture than I'd expect Slayer to have.

Was he the teenager with the awkward pic that followed him around? Also scanlon club or was that someone else?

I always kind of thought of him as CP's reeruned but lovable son.

I don't dislike him but he's alaways sucking off the "Flavor the Month" crowd and refuses to acknowledge his prior bannings and assholery.

Plus, there's just too much sperm in his mouth to make him intelligible.

Yeah, that was him. People had a field day photoshopping that shit. LMAO

Scanlon was Roy III.

Slayer was a teenage kid.

I always liked him and associate that pic with the name. The Scanlon shit was the strangest CP player obsession I've ever seen. Talk about locking on to the absolute least talented and likely to succeed player to grace the Chief's roster. They defended his honor, violently.

Slayer Diablo

http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ayerPayne2.jpg

LMAO That's the one I was talking about. Poor kid.

LMAO

Yeah, it was really unfair to him

I knew the scanlon lover was a son of Roy, I guess I got them confused. I miss the good old days, I used to pretty much know every poster, now with all the new users and name changes I feel like I know about ten posters.

Yep, thanks for posting that I did actually laugh out loud when I saw it. He was entertaining.

jfc LMAO

Slayer is Bearcat's brother. Frazod mentioned seeing them together in Chicago, but I don't remember if he identified the relationship.

Right, probably the family association on CP got me confused. That pic of the kid always made me laugh, he took a lot of shit but I always remember him being a good sport.

This. I thought that was common knowledge.

More Slayer classics here -

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...t=87051&page=6

Well, it was certainly "different". I think there was the same amount of acrimony and misbehavior but at the same time, people were more witty about their comebacks and responses.

As opposed to being complete and utter shitbag assholes, like today.