I got completely smashed doing straight shots of it (among other stuff) once. Hasn't been the same since.

I remember drinking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle at my high school graduation party. I got violently ill that night and could not suffer the smell of that stuff for years.

I've digressed back to vodka and rum, but usually only when mixed with something. Rum and Vanilla Coke is good. I still like mixed shots that have Crown, like a Royal Flush, but that's about it as far as whiskey goes lately. That, and maybe a good Whiskey Sour.

Bacardi & Diet rules. Also, there are some really good dark rums I like to sample, such as Appleton Estates...

Righ now, however...I'm sipping on a 2003 Francis Coppola Claret. Not bad.

Im drunk...those two 40's I bought really paid off. The cheapest it's ever taken me to get drunk. Some chick tried to get me to go to the club with her....Me a smart man and turned her down. She even offered to pay for me too. She definately wasn't my type...good times...good times..

Should have Bought Mickeys

LOl..bro I used to drink those in high school. But I couldn't remember what they tasted like, so I just went with Bud Light.

Go with the Mickeys Next time.. Cheaper and Its Malt Liquer to F you up quicker

Water tonite.

Isn't that 8 pt? I'll have to give it a try next time. Atleast by one and see what it takes like. Man you should've seen how bad this chick was trying to get me to go to the club with her. Twice as big as me was enough for me to say no.

You know what i say about fat chicks..



They are all Pink on the Inside

Turn out the lights if you don't want to look at her. Otherwise, it's just more to hold on to.

Hahaha, that doesn't work for me...I always have to picture the girl I'm with...and I don't want to picture her in my bed. Don't get me wrong...she's so much fun to hang out with, I just don't want to do anything sexual with her. That's why I always call her buddy and stuff, so she knows I'm not interested.

Other terms of "endearment" are "really good friend" or "like a sister". At least those are the ones I get.

That, and you probably try to avoid even touching her in a friendly way (like an arm around the shoulder or a pat on the back or a hug), or try to avoid looking her in the eye. Or you look her in the eye so she doesn't think you're checking her out.

I could go on...

a 1/5 of Evan Williams can Make any girl Look good









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