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Dexter McCluster Porno
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Meanwhile, at Oakland
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Quote:
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2 girls 1
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cumfilled Vader helm
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R8ers watches wishing
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He was a
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Quote:
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dressed like a
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Dallas Cowboys Linebacker
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kick ass dragon
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Quote:
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red, white and blue
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were the colors
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Quote:
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How hairy was
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that little ballsack
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I wouldn't go
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Past the used
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torn sphinctor syndrome
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Severe Anal Leakage
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Cum dripping down
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can be embarassing
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If you're gay
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However, he wasn't
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just gay curious
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While in college
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Quote:
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a cucumber pretending
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to be a
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Backstreet Boy member
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With Assless Chaps
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spiked shoulder pads
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and sharted underwear.
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So he started
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his first menstration
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During deep penetration
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into the endzone
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to end the
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going deep slump
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sandwich woman, NOW!
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With No Crust!
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but lots of
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Broncos shit sticks
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To your lips
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and melts in
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Donk fans enjoy
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naked barrel guys
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and petroleum jelly
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rape by a
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sasquatch in heat
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with big pecker
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really big pecker
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that hangs low
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hangs way low
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in the dirt
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with extra girth
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smackin bitches faces
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to Slowmo's delight
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he saw balls
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and freaked out
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until they grew
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too close for
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his wife's mouth
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had no teeth
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so she gummed
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That costs extra
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he paid anyway
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and popped a
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gold platted midget
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in her bunghole
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smiling, she said
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that midthets HUGETH
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Now, it's serious
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it's the Debbel
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Carl Peterson has
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returned to Missouri
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with pants down
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impersonating Bill Clinton
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